kellyO616

yeah i love mo-town philly freaks, i actuall go every other week to get my back waxed then i head over to PATS and get me a cheessteak i would get my back waxed in jersey but if any of my girls saw how hairy my back and lower back was then would think i was choowbacka the wookie from star wars, so i drive my sorry self to philly to get it done i love scarffing donw cheesesteaks on the way home, i have at least for of them when i am there, i save some in my glove capartment for nights after gustavino in NYC the only problem with the cheesesteaks from philly is it gives me onion smellin farts that can clear out a club, so i take my time when driving home b/c this one time i went to philly to get a cheesteak and i had to work as a hostess in this place in jersey and i couldn't stand the whole night because everytime i stood up i let out an onion smellin fart, the first time i was able to blame it on my friend jess because she is mexican and we all now the stench of there asses, but the whole night my butt cheeks were cringed and it gave me neck and foot cramps trying to hold it in................. BUT IT IS SO WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

omg roddiggaa, this is SOOOOOOOOO funny, i actually met the promotors "the stooges" this shoud be a good night i actually have new timberlands and paco gear i have been dying to sport for this pahte!!!!!! i havent slept in hours hun, i have been smokin marijuana all day and i haven got any homework done, k rock has been sittin on the couch all morning scrathing his nuts and picking his nose and i want to eat but it has been grossin me out oh roddiggaa i will def come to sharkk bar with you, b/c i would def like to share anal beeds with you, i havent' eaten corn in weeks just so we can have are moment together and not have any accidents like i did last time............ higs and kisses KELLY IN DA CLUB

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I know first hand that kosta has a 2 inch dick........

ok CP, aftar a night of bling bling and iced out mofos at carusos this friday, KOSTA has decided to bring the chocolate to thursdays...... this thurday we are havin fudge packin thursday and KOSTAP will be packin the 1st hundred sexy men at the door!!!!!!! since this will be an ALL MALE event, i will not be working the door that night but i will be on the prowl tonight lookin fo some nice tasty boys for this event............

OMG JESS SORRY I HAVENT POSTED OR CALLED!!! i drank a whole bottle of vodka last night and got really trashed, i thaugh it was friday and took a freaken cab to gustavinos. when i got there i thaught i was early and fell asleep on the corner,i finally woke up this mornin and realized it was already saturday sorry jess, but did you go to gustavinos how was it

hi jess it's me kelly.............here's the post you wanted me to bring back.... sorry it took so long my jam was on, i was in the shitter taken a dump to fiddy cent "it's my burfday" it helps me giggle my shit out a little better when i am dancing on the shitter to fiddy cent......... i love that song, everytime i hear it i just want to shit

here's a funny story about my anal beeds..........my friend baught me some as a gag gift for my 21st b-day....... i moved into a new appartment and my dad was helping me move and he saw them,i was SOOO scared, but he thaught it was some sorta messager, he held it from each end and started rubbing it on his back, back and forth............... i almost shit myself, well actually i did, but anyway it was soo funny

i wish i could have made more money cock - tail watressing but that whore jessica has got to flash her boobs around all night just for an extra fiddy cents............... and some stupid guy got mad at me b/c i was giving him his drink an i accidently sneezed in his drink WTF??? like i have some sorta desease or something, and that was the same guy that was hitting on me all night............what the fu*k is the difference if we kiss and if i hock a luge in his drink!!!!!!! loser only tipped me a quarter and i drank his drink anyway... and what's up with the bathroom at saints, can't a sister take a dump in that joint, come on now..........a whole serving of mozz sticks is a whole lotta milk and we all now bout my gas movement

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i'm coming to london for 2 weeks by my self and i am looking for a nice man or a sexy women to bring me around the clubs...........

good point somebitch, i too am not too comfortable w/ men or women toying with my ass.........as you read in the jersey thread i have a problem w/ my ass but maybe i'll try to stick them in my partners ass during sex, i hear it is great right before orgasms............ i'n not one to bring props along during sez but lately i have had this obsession w/ trying new things

i am sick of going to clubs every weekend and seeing all the girls wearing tight jeans, tube tops, tight black pants and all designer clothes........... so i am changing my style to stand out in the crowd......... i am gonna start dressing like a hippie out to clubs!!!! yes i am gonna bring back the roots of 60 and 70's my new style will consist of baggy tie die shirts, long shrivled skirts and sandles, i am also not going to shave my armpits for weeks........i am leaving now to go to the salvation army and pick out all my vintage clothes who is in????????????/

hi CP sex freaks..........i know this is a weird question but i wanted to know if any of you have ever used anal beeds??? i really wanna try them but i am afraid that if my partner pulls them out, a piece of corn will get stuck to them............ has this ever happened to any of you and what are your thaughts on anal beeds.......................

OMG these pics are so HOT..............i stopped doing all my homework for the past hour stairing at these pics....... i went through a whole bag of carrots, and chewed all my pencils at my desk just trying to hold back and atacking my computer stairing at these pics............. i stripped down to my thong just to look sexy while i lurk through the sex thread