notallthere Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 I was in the kitchen cooken me up some eggs..... And I have a 5 gallon bottle of gasoline by my stove (You know so I can drive my moped around my house)anywhoo.. So there I am cooken me up 6 eggs. Now the weird thing is that one of the eggs I cracked open had tWo yolks in it. I was like whoooooooow NARLY this egg has two eggs in it!! At that moment I realized this was no ordinary batch of eggs these eggs ment something! Little would I know that these very eggs would soon save my life! Just then my dog came in the kitchen and bit me so I fell onto the bottle of gasoline and then fell on the stove covered in the gasoline! All the flames went all over me im BURNIN I AM BURNING CALL 911!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 so should have a pretty cool scare to show me nextfiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glogirlie Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by notallthere Now the weird thing is that one of the eggs I cracked open had tWo yolks in it. You know, the egg I made the other day had two yolks, too.Freaky shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 24 Author Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by glogirlie You know, the egg I made the other day had two yolks, too.Freaky shit! haha i read the box actually there al supposed to be like that there jumbo or somthing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 :laugh: ICCK!! Your icon and sig are so gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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