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>Subject: Only true Jersey people.....

> >

> >You know you're from Jersey if:

> >

> >You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges".

> >

> >You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.

> >

> >A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.

> >

> >You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.

> >

> >You've eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m.

> >

> >You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.

> >

> >At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and

you

> >know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.

> >

> >You know what a "jug handle" is.

> >

> >You know that WaWa is a convenience store.

> >

> >You know that the state isn't all farmland.

> >

> >You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey -there's the shore

and

> >you don't go to the shore, you go "down the Shore". And when you are

there,

> >you're not "at the shore", you are "down the Shore".

> >

> >You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.

> >

> >You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.

> >

> >You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New"

to

> >identify it (like,try...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire - doesn't work,

does

> >it?)

> >

> >You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND

a

> >fast food sandwich.

> >

> >You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege.

> >

> >You don't think "What exit" is very funny.

> >

> >You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different".

> >

> >You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for

> >out-of-staters.

> >

> >The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.

> >

> >You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.

> >

> >You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.

> >

> >Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.

> >

> >You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening

credits.

> >

> >You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.

> >

> >You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people

> >from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to

> >Wildwood. It can be no other way.

> >

> >You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North

> >Jersey,Central Jersey or South Jersey.

> >

> >You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.

> >

> >You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel,

> >Bamburger's and Orbach's.

> >

> >You've had a Boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.

> >

> >You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.Woo Hoo!!

> >

> >And finally...

> >

> >You've NEVER, NEVER pumped your own gas.

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True, true. . .remember the first time I was out of the state and needed gas. . . my friends all thought I was retarded, but I just had no idea how to open the gas cap. . .

And yeah, I am working on plans for Memorial Day weekend, got my bro's wedding then.

one more . . .

You know you're from Jersey when. . .

You've ever used the pickup line, "Hey baby, whats your exit?"

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