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The longest hour and a half of my life


nyis4meatheads

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Starts right now. After getting back from lunch, up until 5pm on Friday, time crawls like no other. Each minute feels like an hour, I just watched the clock on my computer jump from 3:31 to 3:32 and I got a little excited.

If I only had one hour to live, I'd definitely want to live it at 4pm on Friday. It would take FOREVER.

Please help keep me entertained. Thank You.

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

> > > Indubitably

> > > Innovative

> > > Preliminary

> > > Proliferation

> > > Cinnamon

> > >

> > > THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

> > > Specificity

> > > British Constitution

> > > Passive-aggressive disorder

> > > Loquacious Transubstantiate

> > >

> > > THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

> > > Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

> > > Nope, no more booze for me

> > > Sorry, but you're not really my type

> > > Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

> > > Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

> > > Sorry I'm being such a jackass

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Originally posted by nyis4meatheads

Things that are easy to say when you're drunk:

As of late, Sasha has become over-rated. He phones in his DJ performances and his trancey style has become completely played out.

I really shouldn't have done that, but I feel much better now.

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looks like its gonna be another friday nights at the fights :box:

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