joeg Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Ugly people... they're always just standing around, being ugly, fat, and unnatractive.... why can't they just be hot like everyone else?? whats their problem???if they weren't so hell bent on being ugly, everyone could just have sex with everyone... but nooooooo.... they gotta go around just spreading their unaesthetically pleasing disease...we should setup a screening process by which all person/persons who are not attractive in atleast 1 person's eyes will be put in a space shuttle with some chimps and rocketed off to some random coordinate in space to do "RESEARCH" (WINK WINK, ELBOW TO THE RIBS...) and never seen again (much to the relief of our optical nerves...)Fucking ugly people... I swear to god.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 I agree wholeheartedly, especially about fat people..Fat people should be beaten mercilessly on TV by pretty people just for the simple fact that they're fat..I mean, the NERVE of those insolent lard assess blocking out the sun with their tons of cellulite...Unbelieveable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 ...while we're at it, can we get rid of hairy people?...i mean really...it's just plain offensive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by phatman ...while we're at it, can we get rid of hairy people?...i mean really...it's just plain offensive... nah, hairy isn't nearly as odious as fat.. I really think we need to do something about this.. We must punish the people who are responsible for the sourge that is fatness... I mean, how dare they subject the children to the sight of blubbery fat rolls!!..The horror!!.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly0616 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 i dont understand how certain people let themselves look the way they do....i could never let myself get real fat or be really hairy....i dont understand at all???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 ...perhaps you should start another thread about it..i meanoh...well...ok...but could you stop talking about fatness...i'm trying to eat and the visualizations are making me sick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by kelly0616 i dont understand how certain people let themselves look the way they do....i could never let myself get real fat or be really hairy....i dont understand at all???? Seriously, you obviously aren't afflicted with the fatness curse..Say, wouldn't you just love to see them gone?.. I mean, c'mon now, they fuck up the scenery and all.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by kelly0616 i dont understand how certain people let themselves look the way they do....i could never let myself get real fat or be really hairy....i dont understand at all???? yeah seriously... its like they're just doing it to annoy us hot people... what do they think they're doing? changing the world or something? i mean comon... look at tv, movies, etc... everyone who suceeds in life is hot... i just wish they'd stop being so obnoxious and shape up... literally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 ...where's sassa when you need her...she is the authority on this topic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by phatman ...where's sassa when you need her...she is the authority on this topic... ...don't forget Marko... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by joeg yeah seriously... its like they're just doing it to annoy us hot people... what do they think they're doing? changing the world or something? i mean comon... look at tv, movies, etc... everyone who suceeds in life is hot... i just wish they'd stop being so obnoxious and shape up... literally... Shape up?? HA Listen man, its all well and good to think that they 'could' shape up, but the simple fact of the matter is, they're doomed. So I say we subjugate them to menial office jobs with low wages and little room for advancement..They can do all the dirty work that the pretty people can't be soiled with. I think thats effective no? Make them hours that are so long that they never even have the CHANCE to interact with the outside world..Then we won't have to worry about it because all the fatness will be behind closed doors allowing all the pretty people to frolick unhindered by anything ugly and profane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by marcid21 ...don't forget Marko... Yes, we need to hear from Marko on this one... He's a member of the beautiful, he'd prove useful in this discussion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by phuturephunk Yes, we need to hear from Marko on this one... He's a member of the beautiful, he'd prove useful in this discussion... shaddup! that's not what I meant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by marcid21 shaddup! that's not what I meant... Please, stop lying to yourself, that kid has game, cuz he's smart and more importantly, he's pretty.... HOw the fuck can he lose?.. He is the antithesis of all that is ugly and fat in this world therefore he is righteous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by phuturephunk Please, stop lying to yourself, that kid has game, cuz he's smart and more importantly, he's pretty.... HOw the fuck can he lose?.. He is the antithesis of all that is ugly and fat in this world therefore he is righteous... ... i dont think marko is that pretty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 alright...that wasn't my point AT ALL!Maybe you guys should start feeling sorry for yourselves on AIM...or through e-mails. Better yet, just give each other a call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 I like being fat & uglybuilds character Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by marcid21 alright...that wasn't my point AT ALL!Maybe you guys should start feeling sorry for yourselves on AIM...or through e-mails. Better yet, just give each other a call. What the fuck are you talking about? Listen, you're pretty intuitive, but you're not hitting this one on the head, so either join in on the fat bashing or get the fuck out of the conversation, ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by hunnie818 I like being fat & uglybuilds character Oh you poor soul, I am so sorry for you... I'd rather be vapid and pretty then fat and have 'substance' . . I'm sorry, I just don't want to have to buy two plane tickets for 'substance' you know? Gets expensive to boot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by phuturephunk Oh you poor soul, I am so sorry for you... I'd rather be vapid and pretty then fat and have 'substance' . . I'm sorry, I just don't want to have to buy two plane tickets for 'substance' you know? Gets expensive to boot.. did a fatty break your heart??? why the animosity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivehadit Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 I will personally help. The scathing social commentary that our fellow cp-ers are spewing here is truly tickling me down to my nuts and I'm massaging my prostate as we speak.How about I tie some Krispy Kremes on a fishing line, put it on the back of a moped and tempt joeg and phunk into running a few miles every day. Then, as a reward, trancerxxxxxx can rim both their fat (phat) asses and everyone will be happy.Here to help,I H I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by hunnie818 did a fatty break your heart??? why the animosity? They don't have the right to exist.. that simple.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by phuturephunk They don't have the right to exist.. that simple.. so your telling me I should kill myself?a little drastic no?maybe i could try stomach -stapling before i bite the big onewaddya think? do you approve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by hunnie818 so your telling me I should kill myself?a little drastic no?maybe i could try stomach -stapling before i bite the big onewaddya think? do you approve? No, cuz that will cost money and time. Why, as a fatass do you think you have the right to cost people money and time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by phuturephunk They don't have the right to exist.. that simple.. EXACTLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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