stardo Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 BLOW JOBS!!!!WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. 16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning." WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep." 13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 ahahaa omg, that was hysterical Good Morning chicken!! POP-- POP-- POP -- POP-- POP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by hunnie818 ahahaa omg, that was hysterical Good Morning chicken!! POP-- POP-- POP -- POP-- POP I think we should change this to suit our group a little betterGIVE ME P GIVE ME ANO GIVE ME A T P.O.T . Can you guess what the T stand fur? hahahahhahad a dream with you last night weird we were mad at each. You made out with my man and made me sad:( .We know this would never happen in real life.Then I was hanging out with some basketball player.Weird dream isnt it.But any who. Not to busy at work today so call me if you wants to chit chat my little sodie pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 hey you. i got home on friday and looked at my bag and wanted to shoot myself. i had your "goodie" bag still! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 I think this is my fav line3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by nycchic24 hey you. i got home on friday and looked at my bag and wanted to shoot myself. i had your "goodie" bag still! we always forget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Piro did I give u your club back yet?So ben and jen are gettin married in Bean town that should be the weekend we go up there??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by stardo we always forget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Piro did I give u your club back yet?So ben and jen are gettin married in Bean town that should be the weekend we go up there??????? OK PI Stardo... hehehehe what weekend is it? but seriously like after WMC, we should go up there. my friend just moved to southie (neighborhood of Ben) so we can go stake out his mom's house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by neena16 I think this is my fav line3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. :laugh: I think right about now piro would say " chicka bow bow chicka wernit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by nycchic24 OK PI Stardo... hehehehe what weekend is it? but seriously like after WMC, we should go up there. my friend just moved to southie (neighborhood of Ben) so we can go stake out his mom's house I do admire ben to peices but Im more interested in a Wahlberg morsel.Teee but for serious yes one picture would probably cost thousands. ching ching. Come on Mama needs a new dinning room set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by stardo I do admire ben to peices but Im more interested in a Wahlberg morsel.Teee but for serious yes one picture would probably cost thousands. ching ching. Come on Mama needs a new dinning room set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you still want to stake out donny D's house and be crazed NKOTB fans? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by nycchic24 you still want to stake out donny D's house and be crazed NKOTB fans? lol And proud but due to the small inconvience of Donnie being married I must go after little brother Marcus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 <~~~~~~LMAO@list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aim4night Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 lmao. let's call it even. it's equal rights for both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by Reeni <~~~~~~LMAO@list How have u been qt pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by stardo I think right about now piro would say " chicka bow bow chicka wernit" to much to to much....You have to hear him say it in person... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by stardo How have u been qt pie? very good and you sweety;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by neena16 to much to to much....You have to hear him say it in person... oooooooooo Fliskiness before 5pm is not permissable....Well ok.......... hahahhahaha:D Love is in the air the sun is shining . da da da da da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by stardo BLOW JOBS!!!!WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. There is an addendum to Rule #1...If the guy puts a phat ring on your finger and loves you unconditionally, you are OBLIGATED to do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by stardo oooooooooo Fliskiness before 5pm is not permissable....Well ok.......... hahahhahaha:D Love is in the air the sun is shining . da da da da da what is in the air today???me & another board member are feeling flisky today too!! (well he always is ) but I AM TOO!! is is a full moon??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by njdionysus There is an addendum to Rule #1...If the guy puts a phat ring on your finger and loves you unconditionally, you are OBLIGATED to do it! Vice versa vice versa If a women must ruin there bodies to bare yur big headed chitlens and clean the toilet seat after your ever tinkle then u must return the pleasure. NA MEAN NICCA. tee heeHope to get drunk with ya soon!!!!Im going to go out with hunnie one day to these go go bar ur always at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by hunnie818 what is in the air today???me & another board member are feeling flisky today too!! (well he always is ) but I AM TOO!! is is a full moon??? OMG i love that gettin flisky smiley fez . thats awsome.aahhhhhhhhhhh i need some fliskiness I have no Monkey to love no mo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by stardo OMG i love that gettin flisky smiley fez . thats awsome.aahhhhhhhhhhh i need some fliskiness I have no Monkey to love no mo. Come out w/ me thursdayPOP in full effectwe'll find some monkeys to play with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by stardo Vice versa vice versa If a women must ruin there bodies to bare yur big headed chitlens and clean the toilet seat after your ever tinkle then u must return the pleasure. NA MEAN NICCA. tee heeHope to get drunk with ya soon!!!!Im going to go out with hunnie one day to these go go bar ur always at Aint that the truth!!! I never had any problem or complaints in returning the favor. In fact, I beleive in taking care of business first... and then if I've done a good job (of course I did, lol) the girl is usually more than happy to return the favor. Its all about giving and receiving... if you are very giving, receiving the reward is usually that much better.You show with Hunnie one night and shots are most def on me. I'd try to catch up with ya elsewhere sometime but with both of us in semi-retirement it makes it kinda hard.So how about them Yankees, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 OMG STARDO!!!! i couldnt even read through the rest of itit was too funnywhere the hell did that come fromand it has some very valid points as wellGOOD MORNING EVERYONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsb Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 This is to DIRTY for me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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