quest4sunrise Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 ----December 18, 2003----Siting anonymus sources, Mayor Fuckhead today announced that Miami will no longer support the traditional, Christian holiday. When asked why he was such a fuckhead, Mayor Fuckhead replied, "My sources tell me that every year, during this time, many families around Dade county partake in such glutonus acts as feasts that last all day and include the consumption of eggnog and high-calorie deserts" As noted, the mayor is a fuckhead, and with that in mind the next question followed, "Mayor, this holiday has always been on the same day of every year, why wait and make this announcement a week before it is to happen, after everyone has invested and commited to it?" The Mayor replied "Because I think it's wrong, eventhough everyone else loves it and it is good for the city. I just want to flex cause I think I matter" As reporters began throwing the fresh monkey poo they gathered from the zoo earlier in the day, the Mayor, in a surprising move, did not flinch. When asked (from a distance) why he did not move, his final quote of the day was, "Why run, it is representative of what me and my cabinet are about?"Sincerely,Quest4Sunrise aka Mr. Jangles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quest4sunrise Posted March 10 Author Report Share Posted March 10 Citing---- the first word is citing, not siting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corinto Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 HAHAHAHAHA:D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 As long as there is no war ..... let him cancel Christmas .... Ultra and weekends altogether .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 I think the war is going down man!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidx Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 ULTRA won though.. but that "fuckhead" is even worst then the "fuckhead" in Washington D.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 can someone make a picture with the mayor's face in the Grinch's head, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by quest4sunrise Citing---- the first word is citing, not siting It all depends...was he standing up when he said this?...or was he citing down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Amazingly enough...Ultraman saved X-Mass!!! :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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