Guest jroo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk in order to spend time with his friends." ~Ernest Hemingway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."~ Oscar Wilde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 incase you all failed to notice what this thread is for. its so you can add your own quotes.sorry cookie, we posted at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "He may not have stuck his tongue down my throat, but there was some manhandling going on there. That's all I ask for." - Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them are trash.-- Sigmund Freud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adeliz01 Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "Love isn't finding someone you can live with, its finding someone you can't live without" --???"If someone wrote a book about your life, would anyone want to read it?"--???btw, Jerami, I know its hard not to feel inadequate next to Justin, but lets not disrespect the avatar, k? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" - Linda Ellerbee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.--Albert Einstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "As long as they're over 18, it's all legal." Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.--Hunter S. Thompson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" - Denis Leary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."~ Voltaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "My brother's doing so well in the used car business, he can afford all three of his divorces." Mel- from the tv show Alice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --Winston Churchill to Lady Astor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "Drink your school, don't do milk, stay in drugs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Simpson, use an open faced club, a sand wedge!-- Mr. Burns to HomerMmmmmmmm... Open faced club sandwich...-- Homer to Mr. Burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "we're going to be in a pie"ralph wigham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --Winston Churchill to Lady Astor This conversation had one of my other favorite quotes"Sir, you are drunk" - Lady Astor"And you are ugly, but in the morning, I will be sober."- Churchill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Homer to Bart"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" Homer:"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "Only Users Lose Drugs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 "We be nice to you, if you be nice to us."~ Gollum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 I think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.--Homer Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Originally posted by adeliz01 "Love isn't finding someone you can live with, its finding someone you can't live without" --???"If someone wrote a book about your life, would anyone want to read it?"--???btw, Jerami, I know its hard not to feel inadequate next to Justin, but lets not disrespect the avatar, k? hahahhahahha, i would choke him with that pretty little necklace he's wearing. freaking twigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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