liqidtouch Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 This one was sent to me:Pad, please! > > An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance. >He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards. >Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdeep Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Probably the exact moment I realized that my penis wouldn't grow any larger then it's paltry, miniscule self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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