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Axis of Evil Wannabees

> >by John Cleese (of Monty Python Fame)

> >

> >Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya,

> >China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as


> >Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid

> Iran-Iraq-North

> >Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

> >

> >Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis As

> >having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil .

> .


> >. in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody


> >knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil . . . we're the

> best."

> >

> >Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,

> although


> >they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They

> told


> >us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An axis can't

> have


> >more than three countries", explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.

> "This


> >is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy,

> and


> >Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret

> >handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

> >

> >International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as

> >within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations

> >rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of

> geopolitical


> >chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis

> of

> >Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the

> >"Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia

> >established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally

> >Disagreeable". With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable

> >clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be

> >called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't

> Be

> >Asked to

> >Host the Olympics".

> >

> >Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are

> Actually

> >Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while

> >Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That

> >Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just

> something

> >we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

> >While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making

> >fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he

> >rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in

> >'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application.

> >Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

> >

> >Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but

> privately

> >world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

> >

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Originally posted by mrmatas2277

and where were u???!!! tell Vicman that communication is key!!! Joey and I couldnt find him on Friday....:mad:

Shit, that sucks! Half the time I didn't even see Vic. I did meet Joey on Thurs at S&D though.

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