kramadas Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Axis of Evil Wannabees> >by John Cleese (of Monty Python Fame)> >> >Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, > >China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as> > >Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid> Iran-Iraq-North > >Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.> >> >Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis As > >having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil .> .> > >. in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody> > >knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil . . . we're the> best."> >> >Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,> although> > >they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They> told> > >us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An axis can't> have> > >more than three countries", explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.> "This> > >is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy,> and> > >Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret > >handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."> >> >International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as > >within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations > >rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of> geopolitical> > >chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis> of > >Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the > >"Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia > >established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally > >Disagreeable". With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable > >clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be > >called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't> Be > >Asked to> >Host the Olympics".> >> >Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are> Actually > >Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while > >Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That > >Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just> something > >we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. > >While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making > >fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he > >rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in > >'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. > >Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.> >> >Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but> privately > >world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kramadas Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 BTW, just got back from WMC...fuckin awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by raver_mania BTW, just got back from WMC...fuckin awesome! thats great! would you like a fucking cookie?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by raver_mania BTW, just got back from WMC...fuckin awesome! and where were u???!!! tell Vicman that communication is key!!! Joey and I couldnt find him on Friday.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by bigpoppanils thats great! would you like a fucking cookie?! No, but some sleep would be niiiicce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 and where were u???!!! tell Vicman that communication is key!!! Joey and I couldnt find him on Friday.... Shit, that sucks! Half the time I didn't even see Vic. I did meet Joey on Thurs at S&D though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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