missnicki Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 ok so all those jersey boys who were able to go down to wmc didnt just come back with great tans, and some weird stories, they came back with some great pickup lines.... here's the one i got this weekend, whats yours?"Baby, my shoulders are burnt can you rub some lotion on them for me??" i guess it worked.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Yeah I "Own" a club in the area. Come to find out that hes just the "door man" . Babe, you work there you dont own it So please:blank: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 This was a classic.Your smile is like the Universe, Each tooth like a planet.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bree240 Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Ummm, did I hear someone say , HERBS !!!!!!!Its so much better when a hot guy doesnt speak,, they just ruin it when they do,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Fuck Pick up line thee are a bunch of queers that live down there anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Here's a few:Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!I think I could fall madly in bed with you.Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onehugefizzzz Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 You look tired baby... why don't you crawl up my leg and hit the sack.My face leaves in 5 minutes... BE ON IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technojesus Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by missnicki ok so all those jersey boys who were able to go down to wmc didnt just come back with great tans, and some weird stories, they came back with some great pickup lines.... here's the one i got this weekend, whats yours?"Baby, my shoulders are burnt can you rub some lotion on them for me??" i guess it worked.... Worked for me too except my shoulders werent burnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtav13 Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by technojesus Worked for me too except my shoulders werent burnt congratulations.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by deeelite1 This was a classic.Your smile is like the Universe, Each tooth like a planet.. WTF?!?! thats almost funny--- only cause it makes no sence:blown: has anyone ever gotten this one" hey BRO you look like you need some BACK DOOR LOVING" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missnicki Posted April 1 Author Report Share Posted April 1 has anyone ever gotten this one" hey BRO you look like you need some BACK DOOR LOVING" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 just asking:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 i didn't go to wmc, but some 95 year old woman did ask me to bend over and help her pick up the can of olives she dropped at shoprite last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missnicki Posted April 1 Author Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by technojesus Worked for me too except my shoulders werent burnt o ok so they were actually peeling, but i didnt wanna gross anyone out....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 How about... great song, wanna fuck?There is a funny story behind this one. When I was in Daytona Beach for Spring Break some years ago when MTV was doing their thing from Daytona, one of the guys in the room next door from Chicago was having a rough week. He couldnt get laid in a morge and he got arrested too, so on the last night he busted out with his direct line, great song, wanna fuck?He got slapped 4 times and laid twice in the same night. Hey whatever works for ya. I guess he figured if the girl laughed, it was better than getting slapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtav13 Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 I don't know if this is a pick up line but its works all the time:"Hi my name is .... Wanna fuck??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missnicki Posted April 1 Author Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by njdionysus How about... great song, wanna fuck?There is a funny story behind this one. When I was in Daytona Beach for Spring Break some years ago when MTV was doing their thing from Daytona, one of the guys in the room next door from Chicago was having a rough week. He couldnt get laid in a morge and he got arrested too, so on the last night he busted out with his direct line, great song, wanna fuck?He got slapped 4 times and laid twice in the same night. Hey whatever works for ya. I guess he figured if the girl laughed, it was better than getting slapped. thats too funny.... those extremely direct ones are the best just cuz no one knows what to say so you either get slapped or laughed at.... but for all those guys who just don't know you could always tell her that her $200 burberry bag that she just bought is fake, then tell her that her coach sunglasses are fake ($180) wait for her to show you the labels and then tell her that her tits are fake then pray that she lifts up her shirt and dares you to touch them since there are no lables there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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