mrmatas2277 Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American (in a bad mood): "Of course." French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." TheFrenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" American: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states." The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?" Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk. American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course." American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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siceone Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I got one... Why are there trees all along charles de gaul blvd leading up to the arc de triumphe?because the germans don't like marching in the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
normalnoises Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American (in a bad mood): "Of course." French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." TheFrenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" American: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states." The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?" Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk. American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course." American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France. I heard this joke before but the way I heard it, it was a Canadian and an American.Still pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Originally posted by siceone I got one... Why are there trees all along charles de gaul blvd leading up to the arc de triumphe?because the germans don't like marching in the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfiorellino Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 classic!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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