phrankadelic Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kindexcept Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't youlike it? The man says, "I hate that shit". Last night I drank a whole caseof Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, "You drink a case of anybeer you're going to blow chunks". You don't understand said the man, Chunksis my dog. ------------------Phrankdaphunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravepapa Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 GOOD ONE.... LMAO------------------GARY P.(ARTISTRY @ NEVIS)FREE YOUR MIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 Just to put a smile on your mug today:One day this girl goes to her father, "Dad, I really want to see that movie that just came out, can I please go watch it." The dad replies, "Only if you suck my dick." the girl refuses but says, "please dad, I really really really want to go to the movies." The dad says again, "Only if you suck my dick, then Ill take you." Eventually the girl gives in and sucks his chop. As soon as she does, she leaps back and goes "Eewwww, it tastes like shit!", so the dad says, "Yeah, your brother wanted to go to the movies too."------------------Phrankdaphunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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