sexxyme Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 > He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to putin> it.> She said . . . You wear pants don't you?>****************************************************************************> He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?> She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I> sit on the sofa and fart!>****************************************************************************> He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave> you?> She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror.>****************************************************************************> He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?> She said . . . I would but you're never there.>****************************************************************************> On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere"> Written just below it . . . " I do not">****************************************************************************> Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take todo> the dishes?> A. Both of them.>****************************************************************************> Q. Why did the man cross the road?> A. He heard the chicken was a slut.>****************************************************************************> Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?> A. They don't have time>****************************************************************************> Q. What do men and sperm have in common?> A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.>****************************************************************************> Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?> A. He buys two cases of beer.>****************************************************************************> Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?> A. The bonds mature.>****************************************************************************> Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?> A. So men can remember them.>****************************************************************************> Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?> A. We don't know; it has never happened.>****************************************************************************> Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and> good-looking?> A. They already have boyfriends.>***************************************************************************> Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?> A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.> Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.>****************************************************************************> Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?> A. They're married.>****************************************************************************> Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"> God says: "So you would love her."> But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"> God says: "So she would love you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 hehe... no i'm sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 i don't know why , but i am laughing at the basest humor tonight . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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