dgmodel Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he woke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and gently pulling back the bedcovers she pulled back the elastic waistband of his shorts and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he raced to the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes. After all the years of torture she reckoned she had got her own back. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained shorts with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked what was the matter. He said Honey, you were right. All those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you. "What do you mean," asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out and today it finally happened. But...by the grace of God, some Vaseline and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genesisim Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 omigod..that's f***in' hilarious maybe post it in the jokes forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 the only thing i can relate to is the loud farting thing in the morning.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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