dgmodel Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 > Subject: Fwd: Robin Williams Peace Plan> > Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the> perfect plan... what we > need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and> repeat this > message. > > > >Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this> logic!) > > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have> not heard of a plan > for peace. So, here's one plan: > > > >1) The US will apologize to the world for our> "interference" in their > >affairs, past &present. We will promise never to> "interfere" again. > > > >2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the> world, starting with > Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They> don't want us there. We would > station troops at our borders. No more sneaking> through holes in the fence. > > > >3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their> affairs together and > >leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90> days the remainder > >will be gathered up and deported immediately,> regardless of who or > >where they are. France would welcome them. > > > >4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked> and limited to 90 > >day visits unless given a special permit. No one> from a terrorist nation > >would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,> change it yourself, > >don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available> to anyone. We > >don't need any more cab drivers. > > > >5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are> the bombers. If > >they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's> back home, baby. > > > >6) The US will make a strong effort to become self> sufficient energy > >wise. This will include developing non polluting> sources of energy > >but it will require a temporary drilling of oil in> the Alaskan > >wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a> while. > > > >7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing> countries $10 a barrel > >for their oil. If they don't like it, we go> someplace else. > > > >8) If there is a famine or other natural> catastrophe in the world, > >we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or> whomever, for seeds, > rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most> of what we give them gets > "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who> need it most get very > little, anyway. > > > >9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some> place. We don't need > >the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,> it would make a good > homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. > > > >9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin> towers. > > > >10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty> school. That way, no > >one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. > > > >Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of> Liberty is no > >longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your> huddled masses.' She's > got a baseball bat and she's yelling, > >'You want a piece of me?'" - Robin Williams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 Interestingly enough I'd love to see some of that implemented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfiorellino Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Bravo Robin Williams!!!That was fucking brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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