adam23 Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 formula for actual # of people in a club This is the formula for determining the actual number of people that were at a nightclub when asking the promoter of the party: How was the night? numbers are based on a club with the capacity 1000 people If a promoter says: Its a building process it was so so- Actual 4 people The night wasnt that bad- Actual 8 people It wasnt that bad it was actually a good start- Actual 50 people It was a good night- Actual 100-150 people It was really good (bro)- Actual 150-200 (bro) may add 50 people It was an amazing night- Actual 250-350 people It was off the hook packed- Actual 400- 500 people 1/2 filled The line was around the block- Actual 600-800 people still plenty of room inside eventhough line has stopped movin Dont ask me ask someone else who was there- Actual 800-950 NO QUESTIONS ASKED BECAUSE UVE ALREADY HEARD HOW PACKED IT WAS Actual 950 and up * if 0 people show up be careful because then a promoter might answer with any of the previous responses ADAM (if u cant laugh at yourself who can u laugh at) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurolisa Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 this is one of the most precise observations of a promoters perspective on the whole club scene i have ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Originally posted by adam23 * if 0 people show up be careful because then a promoter might answer with any of the previous responses ADAM (if u cant laugh at yourself who can u laugh at) Also beware if 0 people go the promoter takes this opportunity to tell every one that WASN'T there that it was busy and since NO ONE was there there is no one there to say it was dead, therefore no one really knows unless someone wastes there night to go to a place and then can say there was actually no one there, so becareful if no one says they went to a place and the promoter says it was a bangin night be forewarned!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkutlass Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 The best one is if a promoter says "we're not looking for quanity we're looking for quality and that THE club owner doesn't care about #'s. SURRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drmoxx Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 or the place wasn't that packed, but the music was siiick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrycxtacy Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 :laugh: hahaha.. i though that was pretty funny.... i liked the bro part! lolps: adam thanks for letting us use your parkinglot last night! - jerry cwww.njnycafterhours.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djustinh Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 i've heard this one alot... and was told to learn the phrase if a place is slow "Siick, siick, lotta energy, lotta energy in the place"indirectly avoiding the whole # situation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roveen Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 how about the rule of 2? Whatever the promoter says, divide that by (at least) 2 and theres your actual # of peopleso when kosta says there were 150 people, in reality i can count the # of people on one hand... OH SHIT I ONLY HAVE 1 HAND! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam23 Posted May 18 Author Report Share Posted May 18 Originally posted by roveen how about the rule of 2? Whatever the promoter says, divide that by (at least) 2 and theres your actual # of peopleso when kosta says there were 150 people, in reality i can count the # of people on one hand... OH SHIT I ONLY HAVE 1 HAND! oh thats why the music in the dome blew. just kiddin u did amazin as usual. 1 hand is all u need to jerk peop off i mean jerk off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roveen Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 Originally posted by adam23 oh thats why the music in the dome blew. just kiddin u did amazin as usual. 1 hand is all u need to jerk peop off i mean jerk off the stranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam23 Posted May 18 Author Report Share Posted May 18 Originally posted by roveen the stranger WONT BE A SRTANGER THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEADUNLESS THE VIPS STILL ARENT IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbambino21 Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 Why Does everyone in clubland use bro now a days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 Originally posted by roveen how about the rule of 2? Whatever the promoter says, divide that by (at least) 2 and theres your actual # of peopleso when kosta says there were 150 people, in reality i can count the # of people on one hand... OH SHIT I ONLY HAVE 1 HAND! Keep talking shit and you'll have no hands or legs pretty soon. hahaha.Besides I'm not one to bullshit numbers if it wasn't a good night I admit it.Thats another thing most promoters wont tell you if they had a bad night a few of us will "admit" the night was slow, but if its packed everyone and their mother knows and promoters make sure people know this!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam23 Posted May 19 Author Report Share Posted May 19 Originally posted by kostaP Keep talking shit and you'll have no hands or legs pretty soon. hahaha.Besides I'm not one to bullshit numbers if it wasn't a good night I admit it.the fucker will still be tryin to dj with his tongue. Note "tryin" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 Originally posted by adam23 Originally posted by kostaP Keep talking shit and you'll have no hands or legs pretty soon. hahaha.Besides I'm not one to bullshit numbers if it wasn't a good night I admit it.the fucker will still be tryin to dj with his tongue. Note "tryin" lol Well its not that hard to point and click is it??? :laugh: Someone;s gonna get pissed soon!! and inflate all our flyer invoices!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam23 Posted May 19 Author Report Share Posted May 19 Originally posted by kostaP Well its not that hard to point and click is it??? :laugh: Someone;s gonna get pissed soon!! and inflate all our flyer invoices!!!! Not soon oh now hes pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roveen Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 OK THATS IT!!!! Flyer prices for all you motherfuckers just doubled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axel-a-promos Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 Originally posted by roveen OK THATS IT!!!! Flyer prices for all you motherfuckers just doubled. i dont mind paying double....if u actually DESIGN my fuckin flyers, instead of just typing the info and print them :D u know i luv u bitch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 Originally posted by roveen OK THATS IT!!!! Flyer prices for all you motherfuckers just doubled. www.yellowpages.comSearch for flyers or graphic design.AristaLino PressExclusiveSevilla graphicsstop-n-printthe list is like the energizer bunny it keeps going and goin. It seems like you give any jerk off a computer and they're designers all of a sudden. We know who was there first and did it right. Roveen see ya tomorrow!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roveen Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 Originally posted by kostaP www.yellowpages.comSearch for flyers or graphic design.AristaLino PressExclusiveSevilla graphicsstop-n-printthe list is like the energizer bunny it keeps going and goin. It seems like you give any jerk off a computer and they're designers all of a sudden. We know who was there first and did it right. Roveen see ya tomorrow!!!! You forgot like 50 others, but we all know who is the best...so anyway $950 for 5000 flyers is the new price. THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO AXEL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam23 Posted May 20 Author Report Share Posted May 20 Originally posted by roveen You forgot like 50 others, but we all know who is the best...so anyway $950 for 5000 flyers is the new price. THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO AXEL Price is no object as long as arrival times arent doubled i cant plan parties 1 year in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roveen Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 Originally posted by adam23 Price is no object as long as arrival times arent doubled i cant plan parties 1 year in advance. Im going to hack your account and start editing your posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam23 Posted May 20 Author Report Share Posted May 20 Originally posted by roveen Im going to hack your account and start editing your posts roveen u know im your most loyal cust and will always be. i aint kissin up either ive tried that before with u and it gets me no where. U can edit the second 1/2 of this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurolisa Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 HEY ROVEEN ...can you please make me another one of the cd's? i lost the one you had made for me ...it'll make me feel better since i'm sick ..when you have time that is ...thanks luv ya:kiss2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 Originally posted by roveen Im going to hack your account and start editing your posts Hack my account'My password is FUCKYOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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