rdntheshortbus Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 The holiday weekend was kicked off with a bang this morning at 4am when Tigger woke me up with the SF Revelations CD jammin, and some power Pilate!!!She has lost her mind boyz, hope you are all ready for my girl..I am still in shock over the post workout breakfeast in bed this morning....Tigger walks in the room with plate of scrambled egg whites, wheat toast with peanut butter, and a side of cantelope...That was the first serving....The second plate holding the second serving consisted of my Friday shot, 2cc of 250mg Ethat Test, 2 clen, and one monster sized rail of the countires finest kat tranquilizer.....I am in love.....To my Iron Brothers, and newly donned Iron Sisters, Court and Tigga....The holiday weekend is here...PARTY LIKE A CHRISTIAN ROCKSTAR ON CREATINE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 bus before we go down, how can we get rid of our LOBSTER problem....................................just cant shake the freekin thing.........................thinking bout settin a LOBSTER trap along the jersey SHORE!!!! SNATCH THE FUGGER UP AND SHOOTIN UP WITH SOME TEST, K, PILLS, AND THROWIN A PAIR OF SILICON ON IT...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, NO??????????IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus The holiday weekend was kicked off with a bang this morning at 4am when Tigger woke me up with the SF Revelations CD jammin, and some power Pilate!!!She has lost her mind boyz, hope you are all ready for my girl..I am still in shock over the post workout breakfeast in bed this morning....Tigger walks in the room with plate of scrambled egg whites, wheat toast with peanut butter, and a side of cantelope...That was the first serving....The second plate holding the second serving consisted of my Friday shot, 2cc of 250mg Ethat Test, 2 clen, and one monster sized rail of the countires finest kat tranquilizer.....I am in love.....To my Iron Brothers, and newly donned Iron Sisters, Court and Tigga....The holiday weekend is here...PARTY LIKE A CHRISTIAN ROCKSTAR ON CREATINE!!!! Riggs mine started last night... Well Iam getting some stuff done in the office today before I head down... because no way in hell I will be able to do anything Tuesday...you and the tiggs for afterhours this weekend... I have completed the first parrt of the itinerary... now for the rest of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 MY BROTHAS........................THIS IS WHAT I AM BRINING TO THE IRON BROTHA COOK OUT: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Tigga would be perfect if she were triplets.......imagine riggs, rod, and myself walking around with Tigga, Tiggi, and Tiggo!!!!.....okay back to bed dave.....must rest up for the festivities!!!!........riggs.....once again....thanx for the 6am text message!!!!!.......GOT TITS??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Bus...this Iron God was at the gym before it opened....4:55am I was standing in front of NYSC....ready to rage...I got in there...put the hood up and went to work....Iron Sista Court is all "geared" up and pumped. After she got off the phone with Tigga last night...I believe she said...anything you do this weekend I am doing! Ummm Ok sweetie and then I will have to tuck you in like the night we went to Factory and the pils hit you so hard you couldnt stand....Becareful babe....Choose your substance wisely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 don can please poor me a tall glass of "SHUT THE HELL UP", to wash down the LOBSTER.................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 23 Author Report Share Posted May 23 Iron Brothers...Two words for ya's...TITTY BUMPS!!!Who's in!??!?!?Nothing better than rippin a huge rail off a fake set of tatt's...Rod and Dave, you guys can bump off Tigger if you like...I dont want you guys to feel left out, and let Stacked and I have all the fun..Stacked, titty rail races!?!?!?Bus/Tigga vs Stacked/Court...Vee do, YES???I hope no LOBSTER'S are offended by this!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 23 Author Report Share Posted May 23 Tigga triplets!?!?Whats better than one tigga, two tigga's!!!I only wish I had another to introduce to my brethren...Then we would all be the happiest fucks in town...Court and Tigga are both one of a kind!!!Stacked, mad props on the early am workout...I have no motor runnin that early...Tigga whips my ass every morning with a jam session...Takes me all day to recover... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 bus, classic moment last night.......................digga was havin a drink w/ moo's girl, we were had a little draw the moo contest on some drink napkins @ dd's..................anywayz, she turns to digga and asks:"WAIT IS YOUR NJGUIDO NAME SHORTBUS?" DIGGA SPENT 1/2 HOUR WIPING VODKA OF HER SHIRT............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL LOL LOL.......................................i am dead serious, MOO please, talk to her and EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Bus...of course...Titty Bumps...Court was practicing off my chest last night! Two Tiggas? Maybe we can clone them and sell them on Ebay! I love walking out of the gym in the morning...taking the shirt off and flecxing in the car windows...Did I just say that whoops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 23 Author Report Share Posted May 23 Stacked...I am feelin extra big today... Cookies rule!!!I took one in the leg, and 2 in the rear delts last night...Cannot wait to rip shit up and throw the weights around tonight in the dungeon...I have scoops for the workout, and evil beats in my discman...I am so fucking sexy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 23 Author Report Share Posted May 23 Tigger loves it when my fans jump up and down and cheer for me..."Oh my god.. like.. are you shortbus..... Can we touch your body???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Well...I always get the "Hey Juice head" from the younger crowd riding around...yelling shit to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 23 Author Report Share Posted May 23 It really is a full time job being perfect as we are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 T-Minus couple hours till detoniation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 ...its coming.............be afraid...be very afraid!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 just gave my momz a high five.....and told her "off to get mangled".....she is so proud of her little boy!!!.......leaving in one hour!!!!.....yeah yeah......let the crackanimals run wild!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 David...Made a killing on INTC...I did a parabolic move to the QQQs and sitting tight on an oversized Short....I have no confidence..in this market...It is going against me...but you always get two chances....just wait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 good shit stacked.....I took off from work today so i havent followed the market......but nothing like making a friday killing before the weekend.....now spend your money wisely.....ha ha ha......dollar for you, dollar for you.....dollar for you......2 dollars for you......smack her ass.......smack her ass........are we at centerfolds yet!!!....sorry still daydreaming!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Yo...protein junkies.....LOOKERS is good for you...especially on a Friday b4 Sandbar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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