naughtybabe Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 A nun is on her way somewhere in a taxi. The driver keeps on looking at her in the rear-view mirror. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a Question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. " She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral on me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1: you have to be single and 2: you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK., my name is Kevin, I'm gay and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stdiamante Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 this joke is fucking great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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