~surreal~ Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving two of his best friends behind to make it in America. To keep their tradition of nightly drinks alive, every night he goes into an Irish-style pub and orders three pints. The bartender, after a month of this, becomes curious, and asks the man what he's doing. Touched by the story, the bartender has the 3 pints ready for the man every time he comes in. One day, the man tells the bartender to only give him 2 pints. "My condolences," says the bartender, thinking that one of the man's friends has died. "No, no," says the man, "they're both still alive. I've just quit drinking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 good one, ~surreal~ ! why isn't this on the jotd thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~surreal~ Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 I was too lazy to search for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by ~surreal~ I was too lazy to search for it. mind if i cut and paste and keep it going ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~surreal~ Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 Nope, I don't mind at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by ~surreal~ Nope, I don't mind at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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