moniquetz007 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Don't chase them....Replace them :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted September 3 Report Share Posted September 3 A man who farts in church sits on his own pew.A man who goes to bed with an itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted September 3 Report Share Posted September 3 If all else fails, you still have masturbation. If at first you don't succeed, you're probably just a born loser.49% of the people in the world are less than average. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted September 3 Report Share Posted September 3 Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the samething. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted September 3 Report Share Posted September 3 el que nace para la mierda.....le va a caller los mojones del cielo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted September 3 Report Share Posted September 3 Panties are not the best thing on earth, butnext to the best thing on earth.There are only two four letter words that areoffensive to men - don't and stop,unless they are used together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniquetz007 Posted September 3 Report Share Posted September 3 el que nace para la mierda.....le va a caller los mojones del cielo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted September 3 Report Share Posted September 3 el que nace para la mierda.....le va a caller los mojones del cielo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniquetz007 Posted September 3 Report Share Posted September 3 Si la montaña se acerca....Corre Hijuepa que es una barranco :laugh: emjay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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