dogekid Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 so i'm sittin outside, gettin a lil tan when i feel this furry thing brush up against my leg. i look down to see some tinny little kitten lookin back up on me. (yes, a real cat rod)i play with her for a bit and then go to walk inside to do a couple things and the little tike starts to follow me. she comes right up the steps with me, sits down, looks at me and says "meeeoooowwww" of all things. so i give her some milk (low fat of course) and now she's passed the F out on my lap, purrin away in la la land.the hell am i supposed to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 Originally posted by dogekid so i'm sittin outside, gettin a lil tan when i feel this furry thing brush up against my leg. i look down to see some tinny little kitten lookin back up on me. (yes, a real cat rod)i play with her for a bit and then go to walk inside to do a couple things and the little tike starts to follow me. she comes right up the steps with me, sits down, looks at me and says "meeeoooowwww" of all things. so i give her some milk (low fat of course) and now she's passed the F out on my lap, purrin away in la la land.the hell am i supposed to do? jayme......just be happy you finally got some pussy in your lap!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 don i have to give it up, your finally at the upper ranks of humor these dayz and your startin to get quicker on your response time............................smack yourself on the back on go buy yourself an apple, that was funny.....................................jaime, be lucky its just a cat chasing you around.................digga had a herd of bull runnin me down when i left seaside!!!!!!!!!!i also had 5 lepricons knockin on my door all night yellin that i ate their lucky charms.........................................GOTTA LOVE MONDAYZ................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 hey jelly-legsguess what i found in my pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 Originally posted by dondiezel26 jayme......just be happy you finally got some pussy in your lap!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 At least someone's gettin' some pussy around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 Originally posted by dogekid so i'm sittin outside, gettin a lil tan when i feel this furry thing brush up against my leg. i look down to see some tinny little kitten lookin back up on me. (yes, a real cat rod)i play with her for a bit and then go to walk inside to do a couple things and the little tike starts to follow me. she comes right up the steps with me, sits down, looks at me and says "meeeoooowwww" of all things. so i give her some milk (low fat of course) and now she's passed the F out on my lap, purrin away in la la land.the hell am i supposed to do? are you serious?If you are keep the little one. Poor thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 Originally posted by dogekid so i'm sittin outside, gettin a lil tan when i feel this furry thing brush up against my leg. i look down to see some tinny little kitten lookin back up on me. (yes, a real cat rod)i play with her for a bit and then go to walk inside to do a couple things and the little tike starts to follow me. she comes right up the steps with me, sits down, looks at me and says "meeeoooowwww" of all things. so i give her some milk (low fat of course) and now she's passed the F out on my lap, purrin away in la la land.the hell am i supposed to do? Awww.....looks like you have a new friend......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 jay, i gotta an idea..............keep the cat, ill break its legs and ill take it to the DOCTOR, and tell the DOC we need some TRANQUILIZER, ill tell the doc that im the only one she would listen to and that i will do it myself at home......................ill tell the doc that its a bad break and i'll need a months supply.................ill tell the doc that the cat can not eat or sleep unless she in my arms, so we will shoot her up at home.............................BUMPS ALL SUMMER ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!call me when your done with work, ILL SNAP HER LEGS!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 that was terrible rod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I'm calling the SPCA....just in case!! Not sure if its safe for the kitty Kat to be left alone with a DOGEkid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 fine then i'll just crack a rib...................................it's better then havin the chop stick house get a hold of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!at least i'm not eating the cat, just breaking a bone for some BUMPS.........................hurry up JAY, there is a VET down the road.............................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 The kitty looks ill...I think u should go get him tranquilized and looked at right away!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 i left her some water while i went out some errands and now she's nowhere to be found. she'll probably pop up when the bbq gets lit later.rod.. cat tranquilizers??? what we would do with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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