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- The Adam Freeland Essential Mix I finally burned last night :eek: :eek: :eek: - this shit fucking rocks.. literally. It's like Hard Rock breaks, fucking NUTS about it and I'm only an hour through.

- The chick at work who keeps stopping by my cube and putting her tits in my face. Thank you, you are making my morning ten times better.

- The two hour lunch I'm going to take :pint: :pint: :pint: <-- that looks about right.

- Teamj5 is in another country :D

- The rain :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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Is that an old mix or am I thinking of his Kiss mix. I so haven't gotten any new sets since I am waiting for the fucking DSL at the new apt, nor have I burned anything.

Freeland rocks by the way

My accountant and I are the only ones here right now, so I am just waiting for the porn music to start and then I will fill u all in. That is how it works right??

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Originally posted by kaydup

Is that an old mix or am I thinking of his Kiss mix. I so haven't gotten any new sets since I am waiting for the fucking DSL at the new apt, nor have I burned anything.

Freeland rocks by the way

My accountant and I are the only ones here right now, so I am just waiting for the porn music to start and then I will fill u all in. That is how it works right??

Nope, this is a mix he did in May. It's got a lot of annoying anti-war propaganda on it, but it actually makes the set flow well (he threw a Rage Against the Machine song in the middle of the set, it fit PERFECTLY). I'll keep it there for you to grab it whenever you get DSL up and going. Hey, how's the new place?

Ummm, not sure how it works, it all depends. Is your accountant a guy or a girl?

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Originally posted by nyis4meatheads

Nope, this is a mix he did in May. It's got a lot of annoying anti-war propaganda on it, but it actually makes the set flow well (he threw a Rage Against the Machine song in the middle of the set, it fit PERFECTLY). I'll keep it there for you to grab it whenever you get DSL up and going. Hey, how's the new place?

Ummm, not sure how it works, it all depends. Is your accountant a guy or a girl?

New place is sweet, ya gotta come see.

Accountant is a chick, and I don't know if she just gets naked or I have to pull my pants down and say "hey can u file this"

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Originally posted by flavanugz

i just went to work for 2 hours and came home. i am useless. so i guess being home is something that doesnt suck. need to recover for tonight.

What's your move for tonight? I was thinking of going up there for the festivities, hanging out Saturday afternoon for a bit (seeing some SHOW 'EM), then coming back down here for the night. Would that be a good plan? Bike week rocks, but rainy bike week does not rock.

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Originally posted by nyis4meatheads

New place is sweet, ya gotta come see.

Accountant is a chick, and I don't know if she just gets naked or I have to pull my pants down and say "hey can u file this"

I definitely need to check it out. I'll see it soon for sure.

I think the best way to go about this one is to tell the chick that you need to have a little talk with her about her work. Have her go into your office and then close the door. Then tell her you've noticed that she's been distracted at work lately. Ask her if she knows why. When she shy says she doesn't know, tell her you've noticed that she's been staring at you an awful lot. When she shyly blushes, start to rub her leg a bit... things should work themselves out naturally from there. It also helps if you have a 70's porn music mp3 queued up. Hit play just before you start to rub her leg. Good luck, and don't blow the money shot.

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Originally posted by nyis4meatheads

Like that ever stopped anyone in a porn! That only means you'll be in for some hot 3-some action once she catches you in the act! :3some:

:laugh: Yes - that's going to come in scene 2 when she decides to surprise Kaydup by bringing him in lunch. Kaydup you leave the porn directing to us - you're really no good at it :tongue:

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I really think I got into the wrong line of work. I definitely should've gone into porn directing. That would have made my parents so proud.

:direct: "Now, put your legs over your head. GOOD. OK, now spin her around like a helicopter. GOOD. Cue the cheerleaders, aaaaaand, NOW! BEAUTIFUL! OK, Melissa Mountains, you start working over Lt. Long Wood... yes, yes, yes NO NO NO. CUT. When are you people going to learn... smelling each other's feet is just not sexy. TAKE FIVE PEOPLE!"

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