mrmatas2277 Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked.>"No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What doesthat>mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into abiological>discussion with her young daughter, the mother said, "Oh, just go ask your>father. I think he is in the garage.">>The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for awalk>around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and thatI>had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion>either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here.">>He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-endwith>it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can>only go around the block once." The little girl left, and returned a fewminutes>later with NO DOG on the leash.>>"Where is Fifi?" her father asked. "She should be here in a minute,"advised>the daughter. "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and anotherdog>is pushing her home." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheekeetika Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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guyman1966 Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Keep trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked.>"No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What doesthat>mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into abiological>discussion with her young daughter, the mother said, "Oh, just go ask your>father. I think he is in the garage.">>The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for awalk>around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and thatI>had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion>either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here.">>He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-endwith>it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can>only go around the block once." The little girl left, and returned a fewminutes>later with NO DOG on the leash.>>"Where is Fifi?" her father asked. "She should be here in a minute,"advised>the daughter. "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and anotherdog>is pushing her home." :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted June 17 Author Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by guyman1966 Keep trying. H-A-T-E-R:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 you should have quit while you were ahead.that was weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMrs Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 im with t.w. that was waek, but hey heres to laughs anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 there i go posting under the wrong name again....oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted June 18 Author Report Share Posted June 18 Originally posted by tranzwhore you should have quit while you were ahead.that was weak. i thought it was pretty funny...guess u liked the Cock joke better:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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