revaluation Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Two bored casino dealers were working at a crapstable. A veryattractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on asingle roll of thedice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feelmuch luckier when I'mcompletely nude."With that she stripped down naked, rolled the dice,and yelled, "Mamaneeds new clothes!" Then she screamed, "YES! YES! IWON! I WON!" Shejumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. Shethen picked upall the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did sheroll?" The other answered, "I don't know. I thought YOU werewatching!" MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 *takes notes for trip to Vegas* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie3 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 wierd shit happenz @ craps tables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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