normalnoises Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 George W. Bush Resume Past work experience: *Ran for congress and lost. *Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. *With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. Accomplishments: *Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history. *Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court. Accomplishments as president: *Attacked and took over two countries. *Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. *Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. *Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. *First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. *First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. *In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job. *Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history. *Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than any president in US history. *Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. *Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. *Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. *Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. *Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any president in the history of the United States. *Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world. *Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history. *First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission. *First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board. *Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. *Withdrew from the World Court of Law. *First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community. *First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) *Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world *Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. *First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea. *Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'. *Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects. *Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. *Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. Records and References: *At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). *AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war. *Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. *For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skince55 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by normalnoises George W. Bush Resume Past work experience: *Ran for congress and lost. *Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. *With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. Accomplishments: *Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history. *Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court. Accomplishments as president: *Attacked and took over two countries. *Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. *Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. *Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. *First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. *First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. *In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job. *Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history. *Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than any president in US history. *Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. *Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. *Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. *Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. *Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any president in the history of the United States. *Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world. *Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history. *First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission. *First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board. *Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. *Withdrew from the World Court of Law. *First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community. *First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) *Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world *Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. *First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea. *Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'. *Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects. *Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. *Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. Records and References: *At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). *AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war. *Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. *For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.) Granted some shit here I can not defend, but much of it needs to be taken in context as to why Bush did these things and why these things happened. That's the problem with you liberals you look at what happened as opposed to why it happened. Also, I see you felt the need to include things that happened during Bush's presidency that really weren't his fault. Why don't you just blame your herpes on him too while your at it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
normalnoises Posted June 20 Author Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by skince55 That's the problem with you liberals you look at what happened as opposed to why it happened. That's the problem with you conservatives you look at what happened as opposed to why it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skince55 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by normalnoises That's the problem with you conservatives you look at what happened as opposed to why it happened. You couldn't be more wrongLiberals bitch they are infrnging on our civil rights...Conservitaves say look at why these measures need to be takenYou say economy is bad = must be president's fault....I take into consideration some external events such as corporate greed and corruption unfolding. 9/11. Overinflated stock market. But none of that matters to you cause it counters your views on Bush. Liberals say we attacked another country. Conservatives look at why we attacked another country. Like harboring al qada or thier inability to account for WMD that they would love to get to the hands of terrorists.You say U.S. government is setting up camps for your fellow jihad fighters. You compare these to nazi camps. We say your a fuckin moron, because by comparing gauntonamo bay to auschwitz you are comparing terrorists to civillian women and children.(oh and we aren't doing half the things that the nazi's did in this camp anyway) But on the outside you see camp for people to be executed and automaticlally compare it to death camps without actually looking and seeing whats behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr mahs Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by skince55 You couldn't be more wrongLiberals bitch they are infrnging on our civil rights...Conservitaves say look at why these measures need to be takenYou say economy is bad = must be president's fault....I take into consideration some external events such as corporate greed and corruption unfolding. 9/11. Overinflated stock market. But none of that matters to you cause it counters your views on Bush. Liberals say we attacked another country. Conservatives look at why we attacked another country. Like harboring al qada or thier inability to account for WMD that they would love to get to the hands of terrorists.You say U.S. government is setting up camps for your fellow jihad fighters. You compare these to nazi camps. We say your a fuckin moron, because by comparing gauntonamo bay to auschwitz you are comparing terrorists to civillian women and children.(oh and we aren't doing half the things that the nazi's did in this camp anyway) But on the outside you see camp for people to be executed and automaticlally compare it to death camps without actually looking and seeing whats behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by normalnoises That's the problem with you conservatives you look at what happened as opposed to why it happened. I'll send you an invite when G.W. wins the next presidential electioon, BITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by skince55 You couldn't be more wrongLiberals bitch they are infrnging on our civil rights...Conservitaves say look at why these measures need to be takenYou say economy is bad = must be president's fault....I take into consideration some external events such as corporate greed and corruption unfolding. 9/11. Overinflated stock market. But none of that matters to you cause it counters your views on Bush. Liberals say we attacked another country. Conservatives look at why we attacked another country. Like harboring al qada or thier inability to account for WMD that they would love to get to the hands of terrorists.You say U.S. government is setting up camps for your fellow jihad fighters. You compare these to nazi camps. We say your a fuckin moron, because by comparing gauntonamo bay to auschwitz you are comparing terrorists to civillian women and children.(oh and we aren't doing half the things that the nazi's did in this camp anyway) But on the outside you see camp for people to be executed and automaticlally compare it to death camps without actually looking and seeing whats behind it. oh my... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
normalnoises Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by skince55 You couldn't be more wrongLiberals bitch they are infrnging on our civil rights...Conservitaves say look at why these measures need to be takenYou say economy is bad = must be president's fault....I take into consideration some external events such as corporate greed and corruption unfolding. 9/11. Overinflated stock market. But none of that matters to you cause it counters your views on Bush. Liberals say we attacked another country. Conservatives look at why we attacked another country. Like harboring al qada or thier inability to account for WMD that they would love to get to the hands of terrorists.You say U.S. government is setting up camps for your fellow jihad fighters. You compare these to nazi camps. We say your a fuckin moron, because by comparing gauntonamo bay to auschwitz you are comparing terrorists to civillian women and children.(oh and we aren't doing half the things that the nazi's did in this camp anyway) But on the outside you see camp for people to be executed and automaticlally compare it to death camps without actually looking and seeing whats behind it. OMG!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skince55 Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 Originally posted by normalnoises OMG!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: exactly what I thought. You'd have nothing to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
normalnoises Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 Originally posted by skince55 exactly what I thought. You'd have nothing to say ^But plenty to laugh at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 Originally posted by normalnoises ^But plenty to laugh at. granted, a lot of foul mouthed,ignorant bullshitters on this board. but one thing is for sure, they always manage to amuse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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