chula22 Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 For his birthday, Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on this House is $180,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $180,000 mortgage and no f*cking bike." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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