chrishaolin Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 THIS IS THE CODE... 1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're the poster boy for GAY. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El-Dicko and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A pussy-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too. 6. If you know more than six names of colours or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NHL, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fresier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious! 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you hungry for meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the motherfucker off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, finger the beotch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his cell-phone. 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. So follow the rules and beware...or keep that shit to yourself, you flamming faggot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 you know you are gay if you kiss dlophins... just kidding kiddo:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 #2 with the cat...too funny! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlzluvme Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 that was hilarious.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamcasbah Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 well said. how bout fist pumping ? is that gai ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliquidsilverx Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 :laugh: that shits too funny chris esp #4 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by dani672 you know you are gay if you kiss dlophins... just kidding kiddo:) hey hey hey.... watch it there!! that dolphin was a SHE and her name was "Dot":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliquidsilverx Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by chrishaolin hey hey hey.... watch it there!! that dolphin was a SHE and her name was "Dot":D :laugh: dolphins huh????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 yeap, a dolphin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliquidsilverx Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by chrishaolin yeap, a dolphin... where was that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by xliquidsilverx where was that?? nassau, bahamas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliquidsilverx Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by chrishaolin nassau, bahamas very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 yeah we had a really good time. wish i was still there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4realhousediva Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by chrishaolin THIS IS THE CODE... 1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're the poster boy for GAY. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El-Dicko and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A pussy-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too. 6. If you know more than six names of colours or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NHL, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fresier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious! 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you hungry for meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the motherfucker off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, finger the beotch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his cell-phone. 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. So follow the rules and beware...or keep that shit to yourself, you flamming faggot! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliquidsilverx Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by chrishaolin yeah we had a really good time. wish i was still there!! when did u go?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by xliquidsilverx when did u go?? about a month ago.. went for a week with my gf.. water looked exactly like the picture in your sig.. insannnneeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliquidsilverx Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by chrishaolin about a month ago.. went for a week with my gf.. water looked exactly like the picture in your sig.. insannnneeee damn thats fuckin hot.....i need to get away from jersey im startin to forget what clean water looks like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliquidsilverx Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by chrishaolin .. damn that water is clean looks jsut like seaside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by xliquidsilverx damn that water is clean looks jsut like seaside hahah that was just a man-made lagoon built specifically for the dolphins.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliquidsilverx Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by chrishaolin hahah that was just a man-made lagoon built specifically for the dolphins.. hot broim supposed to go down in may wit some friends as a graduation tripwell see if that happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 the bahamas is so pretty...i went a few times, but i never swam with the dolphins....i wish i did though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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