HAZE Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 A woman gets a facelift for her 47th birthday. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand and asks the sales clerk, “How old do you think I am?â€â€œAbout 32,†the clerk replies.“I’m actually 47,†the woman says.She then goes into McDonald’s and asks the cashier the same question.“I’d guess about 29,†she says.“Nope, I’m 47,†the woman replies.Later, as she waits for the bus, she asks an old man the same question.“I’m 78,†he says, “and my eyesight is starting to go. But when I was young, you could determine a woman’s age by putting your hand up her shirt and feeling her boobs.â€Curiosity getting the best of her, she says, “What the hell, go ahead.â€He slips his hand up her shirt and, after a few minutes, says, “You’re 47.â€â€œThat’s amazing!†she says, stunned. “How did you know?â€â€œI was behind you in line at McDonald’s.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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