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Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of

you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less

firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ..... They never seem to be long

enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change

them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not

quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they

usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, &

can keep you up all night long.

Men are like ........ Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they

say..

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are

always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo

long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first

sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a

little while.

Men are like ........ Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're

coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very

bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are

taken, the rest are handicapped

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Originally posted by johnholmes

TO BAD THIS PHOTO DON'T LIE WHAT A FAT FUCKING MESS YOU ARE BIG STUFF

BTW THAT GUY WHO IS LABELED >AVERAGE SIZE MAN< LOL HE'S GOOD TO BE 5'6" LOL SO YEAH THAT'S AVERAGE :rolleyes: ! I'M BIGGER THEN YOUR ASS SORRY AND I CAN KICK THE FCUK OUTTA YOU ANYDAY OF THE WEEK SO KNOWING THAT MAKES ME SOOO HAPPY! YO IF I WERE YOU....I'D BE HITTING THE GYM AND GETTING IRON! YOU ARE A FCUKIN PU$$Y! LMAO:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Originally posted by johnholmes

hey fat body lets have a full body shot

u bloated pumpkin head doesn't do your mess of a whale body jsutice

BTW THAT GUY WHO IS LABELED >AVERAGE SIZE MAN< LOL HE'S GOOD TO BE 5'6" LOL SO YEAH THAT'S AVERAGE :rolleyes: ! I'M BIGGER THEN YOUR ASS SORRY AND I CAN KICK THE FCUK OUTTA YOU ANYDAY OF THE WEEK SO KNOWING THAT MAKES ME SOOO HAPPY! YO IF I WERE YOU....I'D BE HITTING THE GYM AND GETTING IRON! YOU ARE A FCUKIN PU$$Y! LMAO:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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