bbbooom Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 How to tell if you're gay: 1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboardstomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lolipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a gaylord.A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffe is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A pussy-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetner tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth,you've had a dick there too. 6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL,NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreusse or you know what a "fresier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious!7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you're hungry for a meat-popsicle.A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the motherfucker off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, finger the bi-atch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his cell-phone. 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. So follow the rules and beware...or keep that shit to yourself, faggo. "One out of every four people in this world is mentally unstable. Think of your three best friends. If they seem normal you're the one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackham Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by rackham Lame. aww is it lame cause you have discovered your gay???chill out comedian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 This list is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackham Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by bbbooom aww is it lame cause you have discovered your gay???chill out comedian You say that like it would be an insult if I were gay, which is precisely why I think it's lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 i dont need a list to know im gay, whenever i doubt myself i just rollover and ask my boyfriend... then he tells me "how many times do i have to tell you silly, youre not gay~!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 I'm not gay- my girlfriend is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funeralhome Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 damn .. why did people take offense to this list.. who cares?? ANYWAY I thought it was great. THANK YOU RICK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 lol i thought it was funny too..oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 same, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by dgmodel i dont need a list to know im gay, whenever i doubt myself i just rollover and ask my boyfriend... then he tells me "how many times do i have to tell you silly, youre not gay~!" Dammit DG, it's pronounced thilly!!!Get it right Feg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by DarrellG Dammit DG, it's pronounced thilly!!!Get it right Feg... lol people still say feg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by rackham You say that like it would be an insult if I were gay, which is precisely why I think it's lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackham Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 Spread the hate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by rackham Spread the hate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 why are you two fruitloops quoting each other if youre the next ones to reply??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 What the heck is a Fagot, anyway??? Sounds like a new car model or somethin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by dgmodel why are you two fruitloops quoting each other if youre the next ones to reply??? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rackham Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 I don't get it -- is that supposed to be an insult? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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georgeacasta2 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by rackham I don't get it -- is that supposed to be an insult? I'd kick you in the ass, but I don't want to get cum on my boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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