kissmeliss Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 why are porn movies like 4hrs. long...when all ya reallly need is like 20 seconds???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by kissmeliss why are porn movies like 4hrs. long...when all ya reallly need is like 20 seconds???? "and theres fucking streamers around it that say FOUR HOURS OF PORN, like a fucking rap... fo fo fo four hours of porn CAN YOU FUCKING HANDLE IT!" - Jay Mohr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmeliss Posted July 28 Author Report Share Posted July 28 krystal steal is hot..ne one have ne new pix of her??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 lol, jay mohre fucking rocks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by joeg lol, jay mohre fucking rocks... "arent you the guy from paulie?""yes i am""why are you returning that movie""well if you really wanna know its because the actors are wearing condoms, i payed 2.95 to see dirty people doing dirty things, i want to see a video where the guy is butt fucking a woodenlegged pirate chick who is pissing on him and then when he finishes he shoves the wooden leg up her ass... id pay 2.95 just to see the guy shove the wooden leg up her ass..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by trancerxn112 "arent you the guy from paulie?""yes i am""why are you returning that movie""well if you really wanna know its because the actors are wearing condoms, i payed 2.95 to see dirty people doing dirty things, i want to see a video where the guy is butt fucking a woodenlegged pirate chick who is pissing on him and then when he finishes he shoves the wooden leg up her ass... id pay 2.95 just to see the guy shove the wooden leg up her ass..." Where do you get this shit fromAll I need is 20min of girl on girl action and im good for the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 its Jay Mohr... you never were into stand up lol you always had the confused look whenever me, al, art and jay talked about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by trancerxn112 its Jay Mohr... you never were into stand up lol you always had the confused look whenever me, al, art and jay talked about it. Cause you guys are like the fucking quote teamEverything out of ur mouths is a quote from a movie!! lolBTW how is Art? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Cause you guys are like the fucking quote teamEverything out of ur mouths is a quote from a movie!! lolBTW how is Art? lol it keeps your mind sharp when you have to remember lines... you should try it sometime, you have a shitty memory! Arts got a new girlfriend... coincidentally her name is danielle dont ask about jay because i have no idea how he is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by trancerxn112 lol it keeps your mind sharp when you have to remember lines... you should try it sometime, you have a shitty memory! Arts got a new girlfriend... coincidentally her name is danielle dont ask about jay because i have no idea how he is... NEW??As in no more shuga momma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by sexxybabyd As in no more shuga momma? What shugga momma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest gabo Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by kissmeliss why are porn movies like 4hrs. long...when all ya reallly need is like 20 seconds???? how boring would it be watching the same 30 seconds of film every time you masturbate. thank god for the 6 hour porn. thats the longest I have seen is there an 8 hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Where do you get this shit fromAll I need is 20min of girl on girl action and im good for the night ohhh... now you arejust trying to regain points after the "I don't get into blowjobs" post!(ok, it worked) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y0usuck Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Only guy better then mohr is Jim Norton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by gabo how boring would it be watching the same 30 seconds of film every time you masturbate. thank god for the 6 hour porn. thats the longest I have seen is there an 8 hour? LMAO- seriously! My problem is not that porns are too long... just that some of them simply don't have enough action. I mean, who cares about building a plot, just get down to the fucking and sucking already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 agreed.. just get to the fuckin already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Originally posted by tastyt LMAO- seriously! My problem is not that porns are too long... just that some of them simply don't have enough action. I mean, who cares about building a plot, just get down to the fucking and sucking already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Originally posted by tastyt LMAO- seriously! My problem is not that porns are too long... just that some of them simply don't have enough action. I mean, who cares about building a plot, just get down to the fucking and sucking already. I totally forgot about that porn u had. what was the name of it? that was the weirdest porn I have ever seen. funny how I kept making you watch it over and over. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 I don't know what it's called, but it was something with John Holmes in it. That's not weird, that's classic 70's porn- complete with Afro bush!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Originally posted by tastyt I don't know what it's called, but it was something with John Holmes in it. That's not weird, that's classic 70's porn- complete with Afro bush!!! :laugh: I was too busy looking at the vibrator that looked like some kind of torture device Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 HAHAHAHAHA!!! I forgot about that thing- that was truly strange... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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