fkornre Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 SPY LIKE US bob hope: [golf ball rolls into tent, bob hope walks in and looks at dan akroyd and chevy chase] dr...dr...glad i'm not sick:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 DETROIT ROCK CITYGuido: Have ya learned your lesson, punk? Hawk: If the lesson is you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, yeah, I'd say I've learned my lesson. Jam: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that. Trip: Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.GIRL INTERRUPTEDLisa: If I could have any job in the world I'd be a professional Cinderella. Lisa: We are mostly men and we are very rare. Janet: Lisa thinks she's hot shit cause she's a sociopath. Cynthia: I'm a sociopath. Lisa: No, you're a dyke. Lisa Rowe: Lady, back off! Mrs. Gilcrest: Was I talking to you? Lisa Rowe: No, you were spitting on me, so mellow fuckin' out! Mrs. Gilcrest: Don't you tell me what to do. Lisa Rowe: Look, she gave your husband a rim job. Big fuckin' deal! I'm sure he was begging for it, and I heard it was like a pencil anyway. Mrs. Gilcrest: Why you -- how dare you! Lisa Rowe: Some advice, okay? Just don't point your fuckin' finger at crazy people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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