nSyNcBaBy Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 LOL> Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of 6 Models of Limited> Edition Barbie Dolls for the New JerseyMarket :> > Livingston Barbie- This princess Barbie is only sold at the Short Hills> Mall. She comes with Kenneth Cole 4-inch clunky shoes, an assortment of> Kate Spade handbags and a Mercedes-Benz stretch limo. Options include tummy > tuck, face lift and a workaholic Ken.> > Newark Barbie- This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray > Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted> windows.> > Hoboken Barbie- This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or > a souped up Hummer 2, which cruises until 2:00 am.> > Paramus Barbie- This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus> SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time> occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold> separately.> > South Jersey Barbie- This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two> sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a> Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when> she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers.> > PLUS...Seaside Barbie: This gum-chewing, Trans-Am driving, Barbie> still has not learned that you can't wear "white" pumps and walk on the> boardwalk without your heel falling between the boards while you chase your > Italian gold-chain wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark colored lip liner > with lips covered in a sparkly nude color or no fill-in at all. Her> ensemble includes low-rise flared colored jeans with assorted colored> G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there> see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG.> Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and Springsteen CD's, > Big can of Stiff Stuff Hair Spray, 9 pre-paid tanning sessions, mirrored> heart key-chain (won on the boardwalk) engraved with your Italian> boyfriend's name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinestro Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 ROTFL:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 South Jersey Barbie- This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two> sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a> Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when> she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers.she comes with optional oral attachemts that allow her to suck the crome from her trailer hitch threw a straw w/o touching the sides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 I got this in an email.....sadly true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebb Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 hahahahah no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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