djmikedr Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 The Male mind> > > We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now> > > here are the rules> > > from the male side.> > > These are 'OUR' rules!> > > > > > Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON> > > PURPOSE!> > > > > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.> > > If it's up, put it> > > down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't> > > hear us complaining> > > about > > > you leaving it down.> > > > > > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have> > > to say during > > > commercials.> > > > > > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.> > > See a doctor.> > > > > > 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the> > > changing of the > > > tides. > > > Let it be.> > > > > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never> > > going to think of it> > > that > > > way.> > > > > > 1. Crying is blackmail.> > > > > > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this> > > one: Subtle hints do> > > not > > > work!> > > Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!> > > Just say it!> > > > > > 1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers> > > to almost every > > > question.> > > > > > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help> > > solving it. That's> > > what > > > we do.> > > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.> > > > > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in> > > an argument. In > > > fact, > > > all comments> > > become null and void after 7 days.> > > > > > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret> > > girls, don't expect us> > > to > > > act like soap opera guys.> > > > > > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't> > > ask us.> > > > > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,> > > and one of the > > > ways > > > makes you sad or angry,> > > we meant the other one.> > > > > > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us> > > how you want it > > > done.> > > Not both. If you already know best how to do it,> > > just do it yourself.> > > > > > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and> > > neither do we.> > > > > > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows> > > default settings. Peach,> > > for > > > example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a> > > fruit. We have no> > > idea > > > what mauve is.> > > > > > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.> > > > > > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we> > > will act like > > > nothing's> > > wrong.> > > We know you are lying, but it's not worth the> > > hassle.> > > > > > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer> > > to, expect an answer> > > you > > > don't want to hear.> > > > > > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything> > > you wear is fine.> > > Really.> > > > > > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking - unless you are> > > prepared to > > > discuss > > > such topics as baseball, sports, the shotgun> > > formation, or monster> > > trucks.> > > > > > 1. You have enough clothes.> > > > > > 1. You have too many shoes.> > > > > > 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.> > > > > > 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have> > > to sleep on the > > > couch > > > tonight,> > > but did you know men really don't mind that, it's> > > like camping.> > > > > > Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a> > > laugh.> > > > > > Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them> > > an education!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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guest00901 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 If I see this post one more time im going to shoot someone:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by sexxybabyd If I see this post one more time im going to shoot someone:mad: this coming from someone to whom they idolize a whore?(excuse me I meant slut, whores usually dont make the big bucks) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by apotheosis this coming from someone to whom they idolize a whore?(excuse me I meant slut, whores usually dont make the big bucks) mike...check ur pm's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 this is the best lol... but i posted it a few days ago... still funny the 3rd time reading it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by trancerxn112 this is the best lol... but i posted it a few days ago... still funny the 3rd time reading it though D'OH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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