xlr8ted Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Suicide Hotline Operator Talking To Ex-Boyfriend AgainABERDEEN, WA—Volunteers at the Helping Heart Crisis Hotline announced Tuesday that Candice Knoff, 25, is on the phone with her attention-starved ex-boyfriend Tony Hewitt again. "Tony always calls right after he runs into Candy on the street," said Jeanne Teal, one of Knoff's coworkers. "He spends an hour going on and on about how he's been so depressed ever since they broke up, even though it's been like a year. I can always tell it's him, because Candy'll be over there rolling her eyes the entire call." According to the other volunteers, Hewitt has called the hotline at least once a week for the past year, except in March and April when he was dating a waitress he met in Olympia.Criminal Mad That Man Called The Cops On HimOAKLAND, CA—Ben Patton, arrested Monday, said he was angry that a passerby reported him to the police. "I'm minding my own fucking business, crowbarring the door off of a Radio Shack, and some punk drives by and calls 911 on his cell phone," Patton said. "If it was his car I was breaking into, I could see him getting involved, but this is bullshit." While in custody, Patton added that he wishes he had noted the color and model of the informant's car, so he could express his irritation to the driver in person.More news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 I'd expect nothing less.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Too much reading. Stick with the basics. A picture of a monkey always works: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 So ur the guy that starts those emails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 That def didn't work.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by groovefire Too much reading. Stick with the basics. A picture of a monkey always works: :laugh: Now that is funny :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 :laugh: He looks like people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by kaydup So ur the guy that starts those emails I only start chain letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 this thread is making me angry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 I wouldn't call this a thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 Me too... sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 can we get this topic locked so it doesnt continue to hurt the others ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by xlr8ted Me too... sorry. My work here is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Did you find the only two articles that aren't funny on the onion today? For shame!(note: if you posted funny onion articles I'd be happy X. I get blocked from it at work. These, however, make me mad) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads Did you find the only two articles that aren't funny on the onion today? For shame!(note: if you posted funny onion articles I'd be happy X. I get blocked from it at work. These, however, make me mad) Did you at least enjoy the monkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 I think it's safe to say that X is definatley not EpIc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 Getting ready to hang my mouse in the CP rafters... I failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by groovefire Did you at least enjoy the monkey? oh my stars yes! money humor is always appreciated.I have no idea what to make of this though. This is, by far, THE most disturbing picture I have ever, ever, ever seen. Please discuss (after vomiting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by xlr8ted Getting ready to hang my mouse in the CP rafters... I failed. burn ur mouse, the rafters is for people who are good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads This is, by far, THE most disturbing picture I have ever, ever, ever seen. I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE, MOST DISTURBING! I mean look at that kid in the upper right, hello...powder blue is soooooo 2001. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads oh my stars yes! money humor is always appreciated.I have no idea what to make of this though. This is, by far, THE most disturbing picture I have ever, ever, ever seen. Kaydups next avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads oh my stars yes! money humor is always appreciated.I have no idea what to make of this though. This is, by far, THE most disturbing picture I have ever, ever, ever seen. Please discuss (after vomiting) Tori Amos posed for a pic a few years back where she is breast feeding a pig.Not sure which one of these images is the most disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by tinybutterfli Tori Amos posed for a pic a few years back where she is breast feeding a pig.Not sure which one of these images is the most disturbing. Breastfeeding a pig is hot! A monkey though, that's just wrong. Monkeys eat bananas, not boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Are u trying to say that monkey's are gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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