stephanie74 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Top 15 Dog pet peeves about humans1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.2.Blaming your farts on me...not funny.3.Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!4.How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)5.Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?6.Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.7.Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?8.Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.9.How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.10.Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?11.Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.12.When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?13.Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.14.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you tard.15.Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Stephanie...did you hear me yelling last night when you were on the phone with Court? I lost my vision and then starting seeing trails, tracers and floaters....It was crazy....I thought I was having a stroke/panic attack....just insane....But after reading I found out it was due to my post cycle Clomid therapy. Which I have to stop...Or my eyes could stay like this forever. They seem to be much better right now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 You are too funny!! I didnt hear ya..sorry : (how ya livin today dawg?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 I was yelling for Courtney...! Anyway...I am living very IRON today....No carbs for me all week! Then Saturday and Sunday I will Carb......and be jacked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 I loooooooooooooooooove carbs!!!! yummy fest!!! on de beach you will inhale cheeeeeeeeeeeeese fries yes?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 You better stuff yourself with Carbs...cause the Miami Vice Drink Off is going to leave you passed out on the sand.....Bus will need to carry you home....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 I am sooooooooooooooooooo game for that...hmmmmmmmmm what about the lemon drop shot contest?? ya Iron enough for that??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Just like last time....2 shots and 4 rib punches...Hollla! I want to get those shots you do with the straw...those were very Evil! Very Evil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 mind erasers!! yes we do 2 at a time!!! very Iron indeed..Hey if it rains on Sunday we have a drink fest starting at 11..BAR IS OPEN!!!! : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 That is what I was thinking....but Sunny Hunnie for there closing party! hahahaha! Mind Eraser! That was a sick day...probably the best Beach Day Ever! Too funny! I think you lost your sunglasses somewhere...whooooops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 I beleive that is was in the bathroom hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes it was!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 That bathroom will never be the same.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 no it will not!! good times though....we do again maybe in stacked's cuarto de bano??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Where else..Bigtime's room.... oops... cross that one off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 LOL i almost forgot that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Babe...We need to change the pic in your sig....You blow JM out of the water.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 i looooooooooooooooove her!!! she rocks like me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Ummmm....Yes I forgot about Bigtime's room! I am sure Courtney hasn't forgot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Very similar personlities yes...But the yoga and pilates give you the mad props on the physical aspects... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 gotta love Court!! : )you are too much Bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 damned if I dont know ten ways to make you scream big poppa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 HOLLA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Great...Another day stuck behind my desk... literally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 dont ya hate it when that happens....ooopsey!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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