murrrr Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by daemoncel and then popping them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "Baby, don't shower tonight, I want it to smell like the fish market" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 i think your small intestine looks yummy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by sexxyme I Love Notallthere:love: this has been said i just herd it out of yoru pretty mouth the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by notallthere666 this has been said i just herd it out of yoru pretty mouth the other day. dummy, i didn't say...i love NOTALLTHERE...duhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by sexxyme dummy, i didn't say...i love NOTALLTHERE...duhhh oh yeah lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by notallthere666 oh yeah lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 " I wish Hitler would have sex with my Jewish daughter on top of an oven" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "Sweetheart, fart right inside my mouth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by sex0nthebeach "Sweetheart, fart right inside my mouth" i have actually said this....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by fkornre i have actually said this....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by fkornre i have actually said this....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by i3itch wanna try it...it feels great...for both of us...dont listen to this retard...he is very dumb and hasnt dun a bump in a while so the brain isnt functioning properly....thanx....management Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by fkornre wanna try it...it feels great...for both of us...dont listen to this retard...he is very dumb and hasnt dun a bump in a while so the brain isnt functioning properly....thanx....management I'll take your word for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 But really...I sometimes would love to smell Christina Aguilera's fart. It probably smells like flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "The choad is the most beautiful part of anyone's body. . . I could lick choads all day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "Hey man, I have to go to the doctor today, I was out hiking, and I came across a wierd tree. . . I knew nobody would believe me, so I took a picture of it . . . I just have to figure out how to sit with splinters in my asshole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Originally posted by bigsteve8 "Hey man, I have to go to the doctor today, I was out hiking, and I came across a wierd tree. . . I knew nobody would believe me, so I took a picture of it . . . I just have to figure out how to sit with splinters in my asshole." :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlzluvme Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 "stop sucking my dick or i'll call the cops" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 'im so happy my girlfriend swore off giving me blowjobs' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 'what do u mean....i really do think ur dad is cute' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 "I think Missy Elliott is the hottest woman in the world, I'd give my left nut, which is very sizable, to hit that fine piece of ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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