normalnoises Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 A guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender where the bathroom is. So the bartender shows him and the guy walks in. As soon as he sat on the toilet something weird reached up and grabbed his ass. the guy gets up and looks down and sees nothing so he sits down again and the same weird thing grabbed his ass again. He freaks out and runs out to the bartender and says, "WTF?!?!? Everytime I sit down on the toilet something grabs my ass!! What's up with that?!?!?" The bartender says, "calm your hormones!! It's only igloo, everyone shits on him!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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