xxgrooveericxx Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Originally posted by obby That's classic I had so many more, but damn memory is whack..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Originally posted by xxgrooveericxx I had so many more, but damn memory is whack..... your momma is so short, she can sit on a curb and swing her legs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djreiss Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 your momma is so fat, when she went to school she sat by everyoneYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions.Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn". Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat she's got her own area codeYo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a VWYo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck herYo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book. Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zonesYo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tamponYo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowlYo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her fartsYo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off. Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ. Yo momma so fat she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress.Yo mama is so fat...that she uses a boomerange to get her belt onyour mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!! Yo mama so fat that when she saw the school bus she yelled, " Stop that TWINKIE". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djreiss Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 yo momma --- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djreiss Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 sorry - Just had to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Thanks man....there comes lunch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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