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Yes, my one and only horrible thread of the week..

Car booted? This looks like a job for Angle Grinder Man

By Reuters, 9/19/2003

LONDON -- He wears a baby-blue spandex jumpsuit and shiny gold panties,

gloves, cape, boots and goggles. He wields a giant, metal-cutting circular

power saw.

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Who is Angle Grinder Man?

He is Britain's self-styled "first wheel-clamp and speed camera vigilante

cum subversive superhero philanthropist entertainer type person." That's

who.

For those not familiar with industrial machine tools, an angle grinder is

the saw best suited to cutting through plates of steel, such as, say, the

wheel clamps that authorities use to immobilize illegally parked cars in

London.

And Angle Grinder Man offers his "free clamp-removal service" to "all good,

decent law-unabiding people" who would rather fight back than pay to have

their cars released.

All a clamped motorist has to do is call AGM's hotline and out comes the

roadside rescue superhero to saw through the brace and release the car.

http://www.anglegrinderman.com/

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Originally posted by xlr8ted

Yes, my one and only horrible thread of the week..

Car booted? This looks like a job for Angle Grinder Man

By Reuters, 9/19/2003

LONDON -- He wears a baby-blue spandex jumpsuit and shiny gold panties,

gloves, cape, boots and goggles. He wields a giant, metal-cutting circular

power saw.

ADVERTISEMENT

Who is Angle Grinder Man?

He is Britain's self-styled "first wheel-clamp and speed camera vigilante

cum subversive superhero philanthropist entertainer type person." That's

who.

For those not familiar with industrial machine tools, an angle grinder is

the saw best suited to cutting through plates of steel, such as, say, the

wheel clamps that authorities use to immobilize illegally parked cars in

London.

And Angle Grinder Man offers his "free clamp-removal service" to "all good,

decent law-unabiding people" who would rather fight back than pay to have

their cars released.

All a clamped motorist has to do is call AGM's hotline and out comes the

roadside rescue superhero to saw through the brace and release the car.

http://www.anglegrinderman.com/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, he said cum!

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So I emailed this clown.....:

Dear Angle Grinder Man,

I am writing to you from Boston Massachusetts in the good old United

States

of America. I was so amazed and delighted to find out that there is

vigilantes prowling the streets of London with an angle grinder remove

boots

from cars. Those things are the biggest pain in the ass. I have a few

questions I would love answered if you had the time.

1. Do the police (aka Bobby's) chase you through the streets of London?

2. Have you been arrested many times for removing boots?

3. Are you afraid the sparks from the saw will ignight your suit and panties?

4. What kind of vehicle do you transport your saw in?

5. Do you charge for a boot removal? If not how do you earn a living?

I am really looking forward to hearing from you and the United States

supports your illegal activities.

Thanks

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