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1.) Always noticed by top quality gum smacking monsters before typical club kids.

2.) Your balls do not produce sprem so you can bust your nut inside monsters without worrying about popping out mini future juiceheads.

3.) Your a walking encyclopedia on juice or you think you are.

4.) No other zits have the thickest puss oozing out of them

5.) We have permission to shave our arms and rub against anyoen in the club and they will do nothing about it becuase of pure fear of juice

6.) We do not fear any syringe

7.) Have 3 differnt gym memberships and pay a combined of 1 month of 1 membeship between all 3 cause we know a fellow trainer who buy juice from us

8.) Never wait on lines because we have worked out with one of the security guys

9.) Have conversations with other random juiceheads about juice at clubs

10.) Get cheap juice and rip off 1st time wanna be juicers

11.) Always with 5'6 115lb stripper type guidettes that we are 3x the size of

12.) We can get away with the tyupical juicehead inner tube dance cause we make it look good cause our lats are so inflated

13.) Have the right to give other big juiceheads the whats up juicehead nod. ( This happens at clubs to acknowledge another juicehead that he is noticed and has respect cause of his size).

14.) Everyone moves out of our way in clubs( Especially at Tempts)

15.) Have the best connections on any kind of illegal substances

16.) Do not have to work much, live off parents, and still drive top quality cars.

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The funny thing is...Bigtime and myself took a road trip friday night to our old college....it was a three hour drive...As soon as I got in the car Chris says; "Well Chris we have 3 hours to talk about our next cycle" We planned the whole year out! Debating all the products to choose from.

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Originally posted by monsterguido78

1.) Always noticed by top quality gum smacking monsters before typical club kids.

2.) Your balls do not produce sprem so you can bust your nut inside monsters without worrying about popping out mini future juiceheads.

3.) Your a walking encyclopedia on juice or you think you are.

4.) No other zits have the thickest puss oozing out of them

5.) We have permission to shave our arms and rub against anyoen in the club and they will do nothing about it becuase of pure fear of juice

6.) We do not fear any syringe

7.) Have 3 differnt gym memberships and pay a combined of 1 month of 1 membeship between all 3 cause we know a fellow trainer who buy juice from us

8.) Never wait on lines because we have worked out with one of the security guys

9.) Have conversations with other random juiceheads about juice at clubs

10.) Get cheap juice and rip off 1st time wanna be juicers

11.) Always with 5'6 115lb stripper type guidettes that we are 3x the size of

12.) We can get away with the tyupical juicehead inner tube dance cause we make it look good cause our lats are so inflated

13.) Have the right to give other big juiceheads the whats up juicehead nod. ( This happens at clubs to acknowledge another juicehead that he is noticed and has respect cause of his size).

14.) Everyone moves out of our way in clubs( Especially at Tempts)

15.) Have the best connections on any kind of illegal substances

16.) Do not have to work much, live off parents, and still drive top quality cars.

I love it!

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