paulallen Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 I'm The Center of the Universe. I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am. Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well. All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "So how come you rule so much?" One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best. I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am. THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE. If I weren't me, I'd wish I was. I love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Originally posted by paulallen I'm The Center of the Universe. I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am. Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well. All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "So how come you rule so much?" One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best. I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am. THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE. If I weren't me, I'd wish I was. I love me. :ghey: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Originally posted by paulallen I love me. I think you should meethook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulallen Posted September 23 Author Report Share Posted September 23 My business card is slightly better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Originally posted by paulallen I'm The Center of the Universe. I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am. Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well. All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "So how come you rule so much?" One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best. I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am. THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE. If I weren't me, I'd wish I was. I love me. I'm than everybody else. I kick ass at . The other day, someone cut me off on the , so I sped up beside him and I him off the road. Nobody is as as I am. Some people think I'm . Oh well. All my friends think I'm than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "So how come you so much?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 One time I decided to play , but I suck at :)so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the . I own at . There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's . There aren't enough words to describe how I am. THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES me. I AM . Everyone wishes they were . EVERYONE. If I , I'd wish I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Originally posted by paulallen I'm The Center of the Universe. I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am. Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well. All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "So how come you rule so much?" One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best. I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am. THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE. If I weren't me, I'd wish I was. I love me. You know what would have work way better and would have saved you time...Hi i'm Paul AllenI'm a big stupid jerk and no one likes me.The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulallen Posted September 23 Author Report Share Posted September 23 I respect your opinion just like the dumb bitch who cleans my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Originally posted by paulallen I respect your opinion just like the dumb bitch who cleans my house. now now ... let not bad mouth that nice lady that cleans your house... she does have to clean your dirty underwear and the stains on your bed . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letemknow00 Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 quest stop talking...only post 's...u seemed cooler that way something of a mystery..now u seem normal like one of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Originally posted by letemknow00 quest stop talking...only post 's...u seemed cooler that way something of a mystery..now u seem normal like one of us lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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