meng Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 1) If you have ever been hit by a "Chancleta. "2) If you grew up scared by something called "El Cuco"3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really justtalking.4) If you light a candle to the Virgin Mary on the night before your bigtest5) If you use your lips to point something out.6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys".7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner,even if it's a one bedroom apartment.8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.9) If you use "margarina" instead of olive oil and can't figure out whyyour butt is getting bigger.10) If you have at least thirty cousins, not including loco Julioworking at "McDonalds".11) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and aperson is shouting "subanse, todavia caben!"12) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab onsome "vapor rub" all over your chest and inside your nostrils.13) Your mom packs your "lonchera" every day even though you've justturned thirty-two.14) If you call the North Americans "gringos", including Canadians,and call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos". AND you call thecorner store "the chinito store"15) If your favorite heroes were "El Chapulin Colorado" or"Cantinflas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by meng 1) If you have ever been hit by a "Chancleta. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicho Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by candyrollx69 ...sayonara... hawaiiana... flip flop???... Same shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 LATINO OR CUBAN? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by happyface LATINO OR CUBAN? :laugh: :laugh: yeah no shit, right? I never got hit by a chancleta in Mendoza by my grandmother over there. The header of the email was like that so that's how I typed it but yeah it shlould be Cuban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by candyrollx69 LOLCandy used to get the chancleta all the time....still does probably! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 lol.. totally funny shitzzzzzzzLeo.. loving that chick in your sig dude.. freakin HOTTIE yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by bicho ...sayonara... hawaiiana... flip flop???... Same shit! Yeap. Same shit. It all fucking hurts and it ain't good pain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by meng :laugh: yeah no shit, right? I never got hit by a chancleta in Mendoza by my grandmother over there. The header of the email was like that so that's how I typed it but yeah it shlould be Cuban. lmao say this shyt over there Meng!!!6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys". :laugh: seguro que te dicen" que mierda dice este boludo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by happyface lmao say this shyt over there Meng!!!6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys". :laugh: seguro que te dicen" que mierda dice este boludo." In Argentina it would be "Zucaritas" (Frosted Flakes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by digital7 lol.. totally funny shitzzzzzzzLeo.. loving that chick in your sig dude.. freakin HOTTIE yo! Sup D,how the hell you been? Thankx for the comment about my chick.........in my sig LOL her name is Lorraine Van Wyke. Hot as hell. Peace homeboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheMrs Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by meng 11) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and aperson is shouting "subanse, todavia caben!"12) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab onsome "vapor rub" all over your chest and inside your nostrils. :laugh: These two are hilarious!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMrs Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by candyrollx69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 1) If you have ever been hit by a "Chancleta. "2) If you grew up scared by something called "El Cuco"3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really justtalking.4) If you light a candle to the Virgin Mary on the night before your big test5) If you use your lips to point something out.6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys".10) If you have at least thirty cousins, not including loco Julioworking at "McDonalds".11) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and aperson is shouting "subanse, todavia caben!"12) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab onsome "vapor rub" all over your chest and inside your nostrils.15) If your favorite heroes were "El Chapulin Colorado" or"Cantinflas".*****Added.) Grandmother gives you old salted crackers from her purse as a treat. or chicklets my life story !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aj2234 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Q: How do you know if you're Latino for sure?A: You dream about having a man suck you off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 lol... too much guyman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightshow79 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Coming From a Cuban Familly all at one time has been done or said, but hey its funny when you look back at it, here's 1 that wasn't on that list instead of mcdonalds cuban parents dicen Mcdonna, that i'm sure is very common with cuban and hispanic parents just wanted to throw 1 out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by guyman1966 Q: How do you know if you're Latino for sure?A: You dream about having a man suck you off That's all you, bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKKI Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 That was the funniest thing I've ever read . *****Added.) Grandmother gives you old salted crackers from her purse as a treat. or chicklets LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by meng That's all you, bro! LOLYou latin boys act Macho, but really love the Lating Boyz! LOLWanna work out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted September 26 Author Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by guyman1966 LOLYou latin boys act Macho, but really love the Lating Boyz! LOLWanna work out? What a super idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by meng 1) If you have ever been hit by a "Chancleta. "2) If you grew up scared by something called "El Cuco"3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really justtalking.4) If you light a candle to the Virgin Mary on the night before your bigtest5) If you use your lips to point something out.6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys".7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner,even if it's a one bedroom apartment.8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.9) If you use "margarina" instead of olive oil and can't figure out whyyour butt is getting bigger.10) If you have at least thirty cousins, not including loco Julioworking at "McDonalds".11) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and aperson is shouting "subanse, todavia caben!"12) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab onsome "vapor rub" all over your chest and inside your nostrils.13) Your mom packs your "lonchera" every day even though you've justturned thirty-two.14) If you call the North Americans "gringos", including Canadians,and call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos". AND you call thecorner store "the chinito store"15) If your favorite heroes were "El Chapulin Colorado" or"Cantinflas". :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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