kaydup Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 http://www.ishkur.com/features/music/index.htm#Epic Trance:Epic Trance is the gateway genre into the world of rave for most people, so if you have any form of music to blame for raves hitting the mainstream, this is it. Right here. And that, my friends, really, truly, terribly sucks. There must be a word to describe the pain one feels when witnessing (or hearing, rather) something once pure and brilliant completely sold down the river. Epic trance is not really trance, per se. It is powdered, sugar-coated pop schmaltz draped over trance for easy digestion by giggling highschool cheerleaders and parasitical meatmarket trendy types who would never think to even blink at trance in its raw incarnate. This is the musical equivalent of drowning a meal in ketchup so you can't taste the original flavour anymore. :laugh: Tech House:You'd think that a hybrid genre combining the best qualities of House and Techno would be totally rad, but it's not. In actual fact, Tech House comes out mostly as a dull, monotonous drone (something Tech House was the undisputed king of until only recently, when the technique of making boring music was surpassed by the pretentious Brit House scene calling itself only "progressive"), with barely enough going for it to make it interesting. It's like it decided to combine the worst qualities of Techno and House. Why the hell it would do that, I don't know. But it's been around, like, forever, and people keep making it, so someone somewhere has to be listening/buying/dancing/spinning all those Tech House records. I have yet to find anyone though (Tripwire, shut up). :laugh: but what if it is riped sick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 7 Author Report Share Posted October 7 Epic House:Pretty interchangeable with Eurodance and Epic Trance, except for one idiot feature: the abject rape and decimation of fine 80s tunes and classic ballads by making trite, derivative "dance" mixes of them. Stupid. Just stupid stupid stupid. Listening to these tunes makes you yearn for the originals way more than you'd ever want to dance in a club to them. From "Total Eclipse of the Heart" to "Keep Me Hanging On" to a cutesy version of the Hamsterdance song (yes, I said HAMSTERDANCE, fuck dammit. Go P2P for it yourself, and brace yourself for the horror of horrors). If there is any redeeming feature of Epic House that exists, I haven't seen it yet. This genre is absolutely shameless and without remorse. It is a gimmicky vehicle for cheap radio one hit wonders through upgraded nostalgia, and is completely devoid of originality, substance and value whatsoever. Whoever makes this shit should be shot.-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 "Heaven", anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Disco HouseAKA Gay Disco HouseOf course House wasn't going to leave Disco alone. Even if every track samples the same riff from Change - "The Glow of Love". This is easily the style of music that has the most fun. If there was an official gauge of how much fun something is, Disco House would score off the chart. If there was a country in the world called Funia, Disco House would be its national anthem, as well as the name of its capital city. Everyone would be free, easy, super and gay (that's gay as in happy and fun, not gay as in lame and stupid). I was once walking down the street late one night and a hooker called to me from the curb, asking me if I was looking for some fun. "No thanks, Miss," I replied, pulling out a pair of headphones. "I've got Disco House, the most fun there is." She nodded completely in agreement. "Word. Be on your way, then." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 7 Author Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by unclefester401 Disco HouseAKA Gay Disco HouseIf there was an official gauge of how much fun something is, Disco House would score off the chart. If there was a country in the world called Funia, Disco House would be its national anthem, as well as the name of its capital city. Everyone would be free, easy, super and gay :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Well then, Flava and Fester (and myself) are the most fun EVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 I saw the old version of this site, was genius then and is only more so now.French House: "If anything of value has ever come from France, it's this music right here. At this point, you can't NOT deny the genius that is Thomas Bangalter. He is the only reason why the world does not sack France." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Everyone would be free, easy, super and gay (that's gay as in happy and fun, not gay as in lame and stupid). :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by foxylady69 Well then, Flava and Fester (and myself) are the most fun EVER! you know it baby;) we need to have a gay house party very soon. i will host. bring many gay records. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 7 Author Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by flavanugz you know it baby;) we need to have a gay house party very soon. i will host. bring many gay records. Sounds really gay to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by flavanugz you know it baby;) we need to have a gay house party very soon. i will host. bring many gay records. Throw your party on this flyer dude... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by flavanugz you know it baby;) we need to have a gay house party very soon. i will host. bring many gay records. IN!Whatcha doin Friday afterhrs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 good question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by groovefire Throw your party on this flyer dude... or this..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by groovefire Throw your party on this flyer dude... god dammit i need photshop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETROIT Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Access to this web page is restricted at this time. Reason: The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------URL: http://www.ishkur.com/features/music/index.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 7 Author Report Share Posted October 7 :laugh: bro get a new job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 hahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras67 Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 such old news how about a new zygo/groove model? come on i took some nice shots this week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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groovefire Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Originally posted by ras67 how about a new zygo/groove model? Show your tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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