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10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket and long pants.

3. Jesus was not White.

4. Skinny does not equal sexy.

5. Black folks do tan!

6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5

7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

8. Bob Hope has never been funny.

9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the crap out of Rocky Marciano. So would Muhammad Ali.

10. Money isn't everything.

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE ARE IN DENIAL ABOUT:

1. Tupac is dead.

2. Gold plating does not make everything better.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O. J. did it

5. Teeth should not be decorated.

6. There are some outfits that hats do not go with.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. Larry Bird actually could play.

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS THAT WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT SPANISH PEOPLE REFUSE TO BELIEVE:

1. Chicken is food, not a roommate

2. Its the Yankees not the Jankees

3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration

4. If _______ (fill in the blank with your native country) is so beautiful and nice, why are you here???

5. Mami and Papi can not possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

7. There are other foods beside Arroz con Pollo.

8. Jesus is not a name for your son.

9. As Maria should not be the name for every other daughter.

10. Despite what Rita Moreno sang.......EVERYTHING IS NOT FREE IN AMERICA!

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Originally posted by DarrellG

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

10. Money isn't everything.

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this is the only one that isn't funny because it's not true. Black people, shit, ALL people think money is everything, not just gente blanco. Everything else is on point.

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