Pre Booty Call Agreement

[obby]

:D :D :D :D :D

http://bbs.clubplanet.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1791731

OBBY

www.soturecords.com

[koky]

THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2003, by _______________________, between ____________ and ______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only mind-blowing sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions - Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" - we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up and go home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!

18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better.

19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling.

20. The most important one - no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

·22 EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The holder of the agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party Signature_______________________________________

Date:________________ Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________ Date:________________

[professorx97]

:laugh:

LOVE IT.

[obby]

Thanks Koky. The whole copy and paste feature blew right over me.

Now can you create small business cards with the same info on it?

How ideal would that be?????????

[koky]

:aright: np dawg :cool:

[jasona]

i would buy those cards in a second !!!

[Bling]

im printin out 50 of them for this fri lol just kidding

[Bling]

fuckin hilarious . funniest shit ive seen in a long time here. and since i did go to law school and took contract law.. id say this contract is a binding legal document that must be adhered to by both parties or there will be hell to pay