mrpeepers Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 I brought this chick home with me and this happened so i thought you might give it a try:The Landshark: The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. Next, the guy also naked as well is stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to "Jaws." When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 ...No, you got that from that list of those tasteless sex acts thats been circulated around the internet for the last 5 years...Merry Christmas, ya knucklehead..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 phunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 That was geigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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entheogen808 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 There are no new sex positions. they've all been done by someone, somewhere, sometime. most likely by some kama sutra or yogic folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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