naughtybabe Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 *Warning* Some are funny some are gheyMen are like...... Laxatives...........................................They irritate the s*** out of you. Men are like........ Bananas...........................................The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like........ Vacations...........................................They never seem to be long enough. Men are like......... Weather...........................................Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like......... Blenders...........................................You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like......... Chocolate Bars.................................Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like.........Commercials............................ You can't believe a word they say. Men are like......... Department Stores.................. Their clothes are always1/2 off. Men are like......... Government Bonds.................... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like.......... Mascara...............................They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.......... Popcorn........................... They satisfyyou, but only for a little while. Men are like.......... Snowstorms.......... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like........... Lava Lamps..................... Fun to look at,but not very bright. Men are like........... Parking Spots........................... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curreri13 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Im still gonnna put my penis inside you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brwneydtrouble Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by naughtybabe Men are like......... Government Bonds.................... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like.......... Mascara...............................They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like........... Parking Spots........................... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Those are good...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Man Bashing YAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by curreri13 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cintron Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheeseI don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.I can get where I want to north, south, east or west.I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.I don't go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.I don't whine in public and make us leave early,and when you ask why get all bitter and snurly.I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.I don't carry our differences into the sack.I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you or think every guy out there's trying to lay you.I'm rational, reasonable, logical too.I know what the time is and know what to do.and I honestly think its a privilege for meto have these two balls and stand when I pee.I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.It's more fun than dealing with women after all.I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see,I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.I'm a man by chance, and I'm thankful it's true.I'm so glad I'm a man, and not a woman like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 DAMN DAMN DAMN !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted October 31 Author Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by siceone Im still gonnna put my penis inside you :shake: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpyrate Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by cintron I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheeseI don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.I can get where I want to north, south, east or west.I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.I don't go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.I don't whine in public and make us leave early,and when you ask why get all bitter and snurly.I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.I don't carry our differences into the sack.I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you or think every guy out there's trying to lay you.I'm rational, reasonable, logical too.I know what the time is and know what to do.and I honestly think its a privilege for meto have these two balls and stand when I pee.I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.It's more fun than dealing with women after all.I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see,I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.I'm a man by chance, and I'm thankful it's true.I'm so glad I'm a man, and not a woman like you. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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