1smashley Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 Don't cheat - it is surprising what we think we know but don't about people.Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three whowere deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion? yes or no Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.Question 2:It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Hereare the facts about the three leading candidates.Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, usedopium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Which of these candidates would be your choice? A B OR C Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.Candidate A is Franklin D.Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill.Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, youjust killed Beethoven.This one will get you!Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500employees and has the following statistics:*29 have been accused of spousal abuse*7 have been arrested for fraud*19 have been! accused of writing bad checks*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses*3 have done time for assault*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges*8 have been arrested for shoplifting*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last yearCan you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group ofidiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep therest of us in line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest brwneydtrouble Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 Just goes to show that if you know a little about a person, it doesn't mean shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 damn i voted hitler in:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1smashley Posted November 5 Author Report Share Posted November 5 Originally posted by Bling damn i voted hitler in:eek: me too and i killed Beethoven! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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